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Gore sites should’ve done a bear attack death video marathon during the whole “I choose the bear” epidemic

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Clavicus Vile

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Would’ve been hilarious :feelskek: , why did foids have to choose one of the absolute slowest ways to die from an animal, just to spite us. Even a crocodile would kill you faster. I’d bet my organs they wouldn’t actually choose the bear, MAYBE they would if it were an American black bear. But anything else, fuck no.
 
We'll see if on the 26th of February on Instagram videos like this will pop up, I missed the event last years, I will not make that mistake again.
 
Jfl, the way I originally worded the title made it seem like I want the bears dead, had to edit that lol.
 
A grizzly bear’s cock is like 6 inches at minimum and a polar bear’s is even longer than that. No wonder they were choosing the bear:blackpill:
 
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To think the real BNWO/BBC takeover was right under our noses this whole time..

Suifuel for @Troon Koni-ACK!
 
If anyone has any videos of women getting killed by bears please share them with the class.
 
Bear attack videos are gnarly. :feelsLSD:
 
Are there even any?
 
Would’ve been hilarious :feelskek: , why did foids have to choose one of the absolute slowest ways to die from an animal, just to spite us. Even a crocodile would kill you faster. I’d bet my organs they wouldn’t actually choose the bear, MAYBE they would if it were an American black bear. But anything else, fuck no.
Give me all the good gore sites pls. Thanks in advance.
 
Actually a good idea lmao:feelshaha:.

A grizzly bear’s cock is like 6 inches at minimum and a polar bear’s is even longer than that. No wonder they were choosing the bear:blackpill:
:feelsthink::feelsthink:
 
Yeah, any woman who said bear is basically retarded.

Never mind the woods, let's change it to a room. No fucking hiding. You gonna choose a bear now? Or a random ass man who might be called Ian? The bear is going to brutally murder you every single time. I am fairly confident that 99.99% of random men aren't going to randomly kill a woman.

At worst, said woman might have to make small talk with ya boy Ian. THE HORROR.
 
A Bear would slit your guts open so you can play with your own intestines. Your shits is going to come out the Front while he's eating your head. Your going to feel everything and hopefully die after 20 minutes.
 

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