Blackpill Gooncel trait: you wake up horny

[RealSchizo]

You wake up really horny and think about edging your cock. At this point you're obsessed, It's not even about satisfying your sexual urgers, but pure caveman impulses.

 

[Animecel2D]

i am entitled to waking up in the morning with stacy's mouth around my cock

 

[RealSchizo]

i am entitled to waking up in the morning with stacy's mouth around my cock

Aren't we all

 

[thejbird]

i am entitled to waking up in the morning with stacy's mouth around my cock

Who is Stacy?

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Who is Stacy?

Joined Apr 25, 2026 Posts 11 Online time 1h 10m

 

[Animecel2D]

Who is Stacy?

my wife

 

[never_began0911]

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night horny as fuck, ready to stroke my dick but I'm so groggy I can't even get myself hard.

 

[EcstasyCel]

Wake & Crank

 

[yeetbender_]

Some of my hardest boners are morning woods.

 

[5ft7Rice]

my wife

hey thats not allowed

 

[superpsycho]

Some of my hardest boners are morning woods.

my testosterone is so low i havent had morning wood in 5 years now

 

[Animecel2D]

hey thats not allowed

What isn’t?

 

[5ft7Rice]

What isn’t?

YOU HAVE WIFE WTFFFFF WHY ARE U ALLOWED HERE?

ARE U THE OWNER

 

[Animecel2D]

YOU HAVE WIFE WTFFFFF WHY ARE U ALLOWED HERE?

ARE U THE OWNER

We only have sex once a week I’m basically in a dead bedroom situation

I’m just as incel as you are

 

[5ft7Rice]

We only have sex once a week I’m basically in a dead bedroom situation

I’m just as incel as you are

can you follow me pls i want the owner follow me ok

 

[5ft7Rice]

We only have sex once a week I’m basically in a dead bedroom situation

I’m just as incel as you are

I NEVER THOUGTH THE OWNER WILL FOLLOW ME WTFFFFFFFFF

 

[gluttony]

always goon

 

[RealSchizo]

always goon

BASED

 

[gluttony]

BASED

best cope tbh, too bad i can't goon more than a few times a day

 

[RealSchizo]

best cope tbh too bad i can goon more than a few times a day

based af. I can goon for hours on end.

 

[rcnfive]

not even gooncel but just being a high-t male. altho most of the time these days i wake up with extreme depression at my life and that kills the urge.

 

[ANTAGONIST]

my testosterone is so low i havent had morning wood in 3 years now

 

[ANTAGONIST]

best cope tbh, too bad i can't goon more than a few times a day

Moga me

 

[Wolnir]

I fap 3 times in the morning, im an animal

 

[UnluckyPrimate]

I’m horny rn. This milf should be lying next to me in bed right now, with her ass grinding on my dick under the covers, but no she’s married and I’m rotting on .is Suicidefuel x 1000.

 

[MacheteRape]

There are few things better than fapping to crystal lust right when you wake up.

 

[nihilum]

morning erections.

 

[WizardInTraining]

A lot of days I jerk of just to start my day and get out of bed.

 

[honokacel]

In recent years the base of my cock in particular has gotten rock hard when erect, so erections are "uncomfortable", or as they would say in Japanese, "kurushii". I understand what they mean now in hentai when they say the blowjob is for "relief"- I totally relate to this, I only goon for relief.