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2 years ago I set a personal goon record of 11 times in one day, I haven't broken it but I've come close a few times.
 
 
Try to be beat this guy:feelskek:

Japan’s Sato pulls off second straight win in world wank-a-thon​

https://www.tokyoreporter.com/japan...off-second-straight-win-in-world-wank-a-thon/
He even has a girlfriend.

“I’ve got a girlfriend, but even while she’s preparing supper I’ll be burping my worm,” gushed Sato, who adds that he has been a precocious pud-puller from the tender age of five. “At the tournament this time I was able to stay hard by fantasizing over the female interpreter at the event and what she would look like under her clothes.”

Just be a pro gooner theory
 
Try to be beat this guy:feelskek:

Japan’s Sato pulls off second straight win in world wank-a-thon​

https://www.tokyoreporter.com/japan...off-second-straight-win-in-world-wank-a-thon/
10 hours is insane :feelsmega:, the longest I've stayed stiff was 3 hours.
He even has a girlfriend.

“I’ve got a girlfriend, but even while she’s preparing supper I’ll be burping my worm,” gushed Sato, who adds that he has been a precocious pud-puller from the tender age of five. “At the tournament this time I was able to stay hard by fantasizing over the female interpreter at the event and what she would look like under her clothes.”

Just be a pro gooner theory
Moga me :feelscry:
 
Personal record is 8 is one day, moga me
 
If I didn’t drink for a couple nights and didn’t beat my meat I could goon for 24 hours without stopping
 
My record is only 3
 
You would beat the current world record then :worryfeels:
He's being satire, 24 hours is impossible because being stiff for that long would be extremely painful and is classified as priapism, the tissue in the penis would literally die and necrosis would set in.

In conclusion, your meat would die and start rotting before you even get to 20 hours :feelsseriously:
 

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