JFL Gonna ask my mom to get me colonoscopy finally

[Vermilioncore]

I'm probably stage 4 cancer already and don't even know it. These instestinal issues persist too fucking long

I'm going to ask my parents to set me up with gastroenterologist to do colonoscopy. If they find cancer, hopefully either

1) it's fixable
2) it's so advanced that it kills me quickly

I read online that colon cancer is starting to affect younger people more often and it's usually advanced as fuck when it's found in them. Been having back pains too jfl. Probably have tumors that spread to my fucking spine, liver, lungs, etc.

 

[gymletethnicel]

I've had it done 5 times now, you probably have IBS or IBD. You are just paranoid.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I've had it done 5 times now, you probably have IBS or IBD. You are just paranoid.

How's the process of getting the colonoscopy?

 

[Deleted member 22219]

How do you get it tho? Seems like super rare these days. It used to finish off people dying from poverty

 

[Vermilioncore]

How do you get it tho? Seems like super rare these days. It used to finish off people dying from poverty

Don't know bro. I just have shit luck in every part of my life

 

[gymletethnicel]

How's the process of getting the colonoscopy?

It starts with a morning where you can only have a light breakfast, you may not have nuts or seeds. Then you drink tons of water, maybe 8 liters during the entire day. You also have to take laxatives that make you shit even more. Then the day after that you do the colonoscopy and they inject something in you that makes you sleepy, you may or may not sleep, and then it is basically like a dildo in your ass. You will fart a lot during and after the colonoscopy. It is a shameful procedure but nothing you can do about it.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

you may or may not sleep, and then it is basically like a dildo in your ass. You will fart a lot during and after the colonoscopy. It is a shameful procedure but nothing you can do about it.

I would rather just die.

 

[Vermilioncore]

It starts with a morning where you can only have a light breakfast, you may not have nuts or seeds. Then you drink tons of water, maybe 8 liters during the entire day. You also have to take laxatives that make you shit even more. Then the day after that you do the colonoscopy and they inject something in you that makes you sleepy, you may or may not sleep, and then it is basically like a dildo in your ass. You will fart a lot during and after the colonoscopy. It is a shameful procedure but nothing you can do about it.

Holy fuck. Is it a guy doing it at least so I don't have to fart in front of Stacy?

 

[gymletethnicel]

Holy fuck. Is it a guy doing it at least so I don't have to fart in front of Stacy?

You're surrounded by multiple people. Last time I did it there were 5 people in the room, they were all female. The time before that it was an old Chad who put it in.

 

[Vermilioncore]

You're surrounded by multiple people. Last time I did it there were 5 people in the room, they were all female. The time before that it was an old Chad who put it in.

It's gonna be super embarassing. Fuck, why does it have to be this way?

 

[gymletethnicel]

It's gonna be super embarassing. Fuck, why does it have to be this way?

Because it never began

 

[Vermilioncore]

Because it never began

 

[Deleted member 8884]

Doubt you have cancer tbh

If you have cancer you usually feel like shit 24/7 srs

 

[Emergency Manual]

Bro, this isn’t a good way to lose your virginity. Being ass fucked by a doctor? That’s not it chief.

 

[Ellsworth]

1. Why do you have to ask your parents to make the appointment?
2. Aren’t you a medical student, you should know how to make an appointment.
3. Why do you not know the process of a colonoscopy, again medical student.
4. Good luck hopefully it’s not ass cancer.

 

[Vermilioncore]

1. Why do you have to ask your parents to make the appointment?
2. Aren’t you a medical student, you should know how to make an appointment.
3. Why do you not know the process of a colonoscopy, again medical student.
4. Good luck hopefully it’s not ass cancer.

I do know the process but I am high inhib and scared to make an appointment and idk who to call. I kinda know the process of the ass scope but not in depth tbh

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

how tf you get cancer

 

[Vermilioncore]

how tf you get cancer

idk it just happened bro I'm fucked up

 

[universallyabhorred]

You are lucky to have cancer. Thank the gods.

 

[LastGerman]

You are lucky to have cancer. Thank the gods.

Let us hope that he has cancer. I may have diabetes though. Let us hope that I have diabetes.

 

[FlamingCel]

Say is joke boyo

 

[Vermilioncore]

Say is joke boyo

Sadly no buddy boyo it's over for me. I'll be laying down being laughed at by women with a tube up my ass farting and shitting all over an operating table

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

idk it just happened bro I'm fucked up

i’m really sorry. its fucked up

 

[Vermilioncore]

i’m really sorry. its fucked up

It is...it's over for many men

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Im spitting blood in the sink when i wake up in the morning but i dont even care anymore

 

[Vermilioncore]

Im spitting blood in the sink when i wake up in the morning but i dont even care anymore

Do you think it's cancer maybe?

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Do you think it's cancer maybe?

Something with my Lungs cause i cough first

 

[Vermilioncore]

Something with my Lungs cause i cough first

Maybe it's over for both you and I

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Maybe it's over for both you and I

We are past the point of no return now

 

[Vermilioncore]

We are past the point of no return now

 

[deathsh+rt]

damn,

 

[Vermilioncore]

damn,

Over bro

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I have had stomach/intestinal issues starting two years ago and I've done nothing about them. Pretty sure you just have IBD.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I have had stomach/intestinal issues starting two years ago and I've done nothing about them. Pretty sure you just have IBD.

maybe I do....but with my shit luck it's probably cancer and if that's true then I'm killing myself right after the diagnosis maybe