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SuicideFuel Going to hire a prostitute next week

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I am very close to losing my mind and the frustration at this point is simply unbearable.
On top of that I will be 33 years old in a few weeks and I don't want to "celebrate" this birthday while being a virgin. You have to be an oldcel to understand the brutality of going through birthday after birthday while all you can think of on that day is how underachieved you are and how you have never touched a female.

I hate going to prostitutes. The sex will not be good and most importantly there's a high chance of STDs and I am super careful and paranoid when it comes to health issues. I'm loathing myself and my life for thinking about this and I am extremely anxious about the STDs. But I am left with no choice. My brain and my life are at the verge of collapse.

So I'm planning to hire an ugly prostitute with an ugly body next week and pay her 5x my daily income for a couple hours of intimacy.
 
penetrate this bitch as good as you can
 
I'm thinking maybe I won't fuck her in the pussy to avoid HPV. Maybe just get a blowjob on condom, or handjob. Or maybe even jerk myself off while touching her and fingering her.

What I really want is just touching her. I wanna hold her hands and massage her feet and fondle her boobs. That's the biggest fantasy I'm thinking of rn.
Hope she lets me do that.
 
Yes! I'm cheering you on, brocel. GO CREAMPIE (with condom) HIGH TIER BECKY ESCORT :feelsdevil: :feelsdevil:

Then at the end cuddle with her, I COULD ALREADY FEEL THE LIFEFUEL. THIS IS HOW MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO LIVE
 
sounds like me. still fighting urge
 
I don't know where you live but :

1. Whores are better looking than 99% of the foid population
2. Rich, successful, good looking men hire whores all the time

Now if you escortmaxx in a shithole STDs might actually be an issue
 
why an ugly prosti?
 
At 33 I would buy one too
 
The most attractive women work in the sex industry
 
try to find a new to prosti? maybe less chance of std
 
1. Whores are better looking than 99% of the foid population
2. Rich, successful, good looking men hire whores all the time
LIFEFUEL FOR ESCORTCELS

ESCORTS LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY FOR SUB7 MEN TO GET SEX ANYMORE IN 2024
 
also

goodluck man, i hope you have a pleasent experience with her :feelsautistic:
 
I'm thinking maybe I won't fuck her in the pussy to avoid HPV. Maybe just get a blowjob on condom, or handjob. Or maybe even jerk myself off while touching her and fingering her.

What I really want is just touching her. I wanna hold her hands and massage her feet and fondle her boobs. That's the biggest fantasy I'm thinking of rn.
Hope she lets me do that.

What no sex does to a man.

Bro, during the last 24h a dozen of men came on her face, made her swallow their semen, fucked her up the ass, spanked her, and told her the most degrading things.

And you're wondering if she will let you caress her ?
 
Handjob can be very pleasurable but it's depends on the hooker's intensity.
 
And you're wondering if she will let you caress her ?
Yes because they don't wanna spend time on that stupid shit. The just wanna get fucked as soon as possible and hop onto the next client.
I asked my friend if she would be down to watch a movie with me (one of my biggest fantasies) and he said she certainly wouldn't do that unless you paid her. (He has fucked her a few times before).
 
Saaar find whores that do STD test. Get hER tested
 
I don't know where you live but :

1. Whores are better looking than 99% of the foid population
2. Rich, successful, good looking men hire whores all the time

Now if you escortmaxx in a shithole STDs might actually be an issue
why an ugly prosti?
The most attractive women work in the sex industry
From what I've seen most of them are old, fat and ugly.
Maybe in the West specially were escorts and prostis are legal they are hot but here you mostly get girls from poor families living in outskirts of cities coming to the city and offering their "services".

I'm sure there are stacy ones that rich people use but I don't have any contacts at the moment. I'll be on the look to find one.

not worth it
I have no other choice.
 
Yes because they don't wanna spend time on that stupid shit. The just wanna get fucked as soon as possible and hop onto the next client.
I asked my friend if she would be down to watch a movie with me (one of my biggest fantasies) and he said she certainly wouldn't do that unless you paid her. (He has fucked her a few times before).

But you are paying her.

She'll do anything you ask for that hour, except maybe letting you piss on her (some will let you).

She will definitely do the most vanilla stuff if you ask her ( during the time youve paid for )
 
i know that feel, good luck with your endeavor

I'm thinking maybe I won't fuck her in the pussy to avoid HPV. Maybe just get a blowjob on condom, or handjob. Or maybe even jerk myself off while touching her and fingering her.

What I really want is just touching her. I wanna hold her hands and massage her feet and fondle her boobs. That's the biggest fantasy I'm thinking of rn.
Hope she lets me do that.
based and it's what i would do too, i find the idea of paying just to do all the work myself to be hilarious, plus it's lowkey kinda based to keep your virginity in a way
 
I will rather stay virgin all my life than fuck a roastie
 
buy good condoms like skin elite they feel much better and take cialis if you can.
 
based and it's what i would do too, i find the idea of paying just to do all the work myself to be hilarious, plus it's lowkey kinda based to keep your virginity in a way
:bigbrain:
 
its going to leave you feeling worse than before
That's very likely yes. But like I said I am simply unable to live like this anymore. Something has to change.
 
not being able to touch a foid makes you go crazy. younger members maybe fapping works for you and thats all you need. is it terrible to have to pay a used toilet foid yes. older you get worst it feel for me.

hope you find a decent foid to fuck. terrible you have suffered this long to just lose it to an over priced ugly foid.
 
Any pics of her? What's the price?
 
i know that feel, good luck with your endeavor


based and it's what i would do too, i find the idea of paying just to do all the work myself to be hilarious, plus it's lowkey kinda based to keep your virginity in a way
Why do you think it's based to stay a virgin?
 
You won't get STDs that easily. Wear a condom for sex. Buy good condoms on amazon, not that durex trojan shit at the store. Durability has more to do with storage conditions than thickness; I've never had a microthin condom break because I store them out of the sun. One time I was out and bought condoms at the gas station, the were sun-baked for fuck knows how long and the first one popped like a balloon.

Congrats on the decision, if you've got money, you might as well use it in ways that help.
 
So I'm planning to hire an ugly prostitute with an ugly body next week and pay her 5x my daily income for a couple hours of intimacy.
You don't need 2 hours. Get her for 30 minutes and hang on to your money.
 
alternate title: going to be a cuck next week
 
Try hire the hottest one and fuck her with condom of course if you pay i`m sure it`ll happen
 
kill rape desires
 
Any pics of her?
I have one but she looks so ugly I'm embarrassed to show you guys tbhtbh.

What's the price?
25$ or so if she comes to the place of your choosing. My friend knew her and he hadn't asked her recently but prices vary every day in this inflation-riddled shithole so he wasn't sure exactly how much.
 
Take viagra 30 mins before and invite her to neutral grounds.
 
Good luck ig: I went to an AMP once & got a handjob after my massage, it felt good sensually speaking, but emotionally I did feel worse.
 

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