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Serious Going to have a fight tomorrow, any advice?

WeirdPanda

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About two months ago I received a signal that I must protect Elysium from the black sphere. I have since then found many eyes watching and hovering in the sky, like this one.

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It was hovering above me like the rest of them, pesky little creatures. I managed to strike and fork it down by catching it off-guard, these things move really fast.

I have managed to keep this a secret until now, but I fear that I may die soon.

Yeshuá (Lord, or Supreme Creator) lent me a piece of his power to be able to defeat these shadow entities. Tomorrow a shadow entity will be hunting for my head and I'm doing my best right now to train for this struggle. I have my talisman with me and my grimoire.

I'm thinking of making a pact with Satanás (Luciferian, Destroyer) to strengthen my soul, but I fear that I might end up getting warped and surrender my dimensionality.

I also do not know if my weapon will be sufficient enough to slaughter the beast. In any occasion I might need something stronger perhaps, but I have trained myself to swiftly use a striking lance with precision. It should be enough to pierce through, and then the energy coating does the rest of the work.

I need advice, since if I'm not cautious then I may perish in this battle. I still have a lot of work to perform throughout this land.
 
I need advice, since if I'm not cautious then I may perish in this battle. I still have a lot of work to perform throughout this land.
send me all ur assets before you return to the Lord.
 
Successfully hide the bodies.
 
My weapon:
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I smelted it in real life with the help of the black forge. It's sharp around the edges.
 
I just need to bleed a lot, the wine is for consumption. It revigorates.
 
The most important part of fighting is defense.

Not getting hit is more important than hitting.

Move quickly forward to strike in combinations and then move quickly back out of range.
Repeat.

Of course, your post is fantasy.
So, I’d also recommend learning magic.
 
The most important part of fighting is defense.

Not getting hit is more important than hitting.

Move quickly forward to strike in combinations and then move quickly back out of range.
Repeat.

Of course, your post is fantasy.
So, I’d also recommend learning magic.
My battle is imminent. I commend you for lending your advice, but I am sure that I shall come out wounded. However this tactic does sound easy as to not get stunned by the beast. It is a heavyweight and archdraconic sapient bipedal, which makes it harder to not get caught.

I will be off to the training grounds, to hope the River of Blan'qe aid me, and clear my sears. And with the wine, to restore me from my sorrows and pain and spread the cries of Jeszús Krisztus.

The prying eyes of the throne ranked, judgmental them, rescucitate nonetheless
 

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