Based Going To Go Call Toilets Sexually Degrading Names In Random Bars

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

I'm going to go to bars and restaurants and when toilet waitresses serve me I'm going to pretend to be one of those over-confident boomers and be like "ahhh, your name's Sasha? That's not a very pretty name... I'm gonna call you Tits because you've got big tits! Hey Tits, go fetch me a beer, i need another one."

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Also I'm like 3 beers deep right now so it should be easier.

 

[zd60]

absolutely amazing

 

[FuckYou]

“Big tits McGee”

 

[DeathSigil]

I'm going to go to bars and restaurants and when toilet waitresses serve me I'm going to pretend to be one of those over-confident boomers and be like "ahhh, your name's Sasha? That's not a very pretty name... I'm gonna call you Tits because you've got big tits! Hey Tits, go fetch me a beer, i need another one."

This thought has crossed my mind.

Good job.

 

[DeathSigil]

I'm going to go to bars and restaurants and when toilet waitresses serve me I'm going to pretend to be one of those over-confident boomers and be like "ahhh, your name's Sasha? That's not a very pretty name... I'm gonna call you Tits because you've got big tits! Hey Tits, go fetch me a beer, i need another one."

 

[Emba]

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[UnchargedSamsung]

Record your encounters please

 

[ALifeWastedOnRot]

Record your encounters please

I'm at the bar right now and just ordered. I'm honestly chickening out :/

It's so much harder after talking to the person and they're actually nice to you. If she was rude it would be a lot easier but she was so friendly and it's actually hard to do even three beers deep FUCK