LifeFuel Going to Fuck up my Cousin's Wedding

[CursedMutantSoul]

I know ?I just said I'd only ever attend a wedding with a bedwedding ceremony, but I've just concocted a better idea. I've decided to go but only to fuck shit up.

Lets list everything I'll be doing at the wedding:

• No gifts
• Be rude to all the sexhavers
• Drink all the alcohol and eat all the food
• Go up to make jokes and I'll say shit to make everyone uncomfortable like "And after this, they will CONSUMATE the marriage! For all those who don't know, that means SEX, I'm talking about PENIS IN VAGINA, do we understand everyone?". It will fucking humilate them in front of everyone
• Potentially try and expose him just to throw a dent in the wedding, I'll say his bachelor's party involved fucking hookers while his friends jerked their dicks then be like "oops just joking bro".

 

[Dead End]

Lets list everything I'll be doing at the wedding:

• No gifts
• Be rude to all the sexhavers
• Drink all the alcohol and eat all the food
• Go up to make jokes and I'll say shit to make everyone uncomfortable like "And after this, they will CONSUMATE the marriage! For all those who don't know, that means SEX, I'm talking about PENIS IN VAGINA, do we understand everyone?". It will fucking humilate them in front of everyone
• Potentially try and expose him just to throw a dent in the wedding, I'll say his bachelor's party involved fucking hookers while his friends jerked their dicks then be like "oops just joking bro".

Doubt you would be able to do most of these things in practice, unless you are extremely low inhib.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

W

 

[Hohenstaufen]

isn't that just making yourself look like an idiot? At worst they'll treat you as a clown asset

 

[fokusin]

Based

 

[foidslayer4ever]

Doubt it, how much of a niggER are you? NiggER

Just get drunk and piss in the fountain. But honestly, if I was you, and had the opportunity to get free food and alcohol then I would actually focus on getting the maximum while having the most fun. Alcohol helps in social settings, the rule of thumb is drink enough that you don't care but not soo much that you get naked

 

[Mohamedömar]

I know ?I just said I'd only ever attend a wedding with a bedwedding ceremony, but I've just concocted a better idea. I've decided to go but only to fuck shit up.

Lets list everything I'll be doing at the wedding:

• No gifts
• Be rude to all the sexhavers
• Drink all the alcohol and eat all the food
• Go up to make jokes and I'll say shit to make everyone uncomfortable like "And after this, they will CONSUMATE the marriage! For all those who don't know, that means SEX, I'm talking about PENIS IN VAGINA, do we understand everyone?". It will fucking humilate them in front of everyone
• Potentially try and expose him just to throw a dent in the wedding, I'll say his bachelor's party involved fucking hookers while his friends jerked their dicks then be like "oops just joking bro".

Just rape your cousin's wife

 

[deleted dude]

Doubt you would be able to do most of these things in practice, unless you are extremely low inhib.

he would prob get his ass beat into a hospital lol

 

[Necr0tic]

isn't that just making yourself look like an idiot? At worst they'll treat you as a clown asset

 

[shitciety]

Drink the booze

 

[andrej]

isn't that just making yourself look like an idiot? At worst they'll treat you as a clown asset

Yeah. It's better to not just go and embarass them some other way

 

[Glassness]

isn't that just making yourself look like an idiot? At worst they'll treat you as a clown asset