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Story Going for a haircut today confirmed my status as a genetic subhuman

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After years of incessant nagging from my mother, I finally gave in and went to get my hair cut—on account of my sister kindly offering to drive us there, of course.

During the ride to the barber shop, I felt as if the universe itself were mocking me—as my sister brought up the fact that her 43 year-old ricecel friend had finally found a wife. (His family is wealthy, so you can likely guess why). My mother instantly turned to me and said "See? It's never too late to find the right person!" upon which I instantaneously shut her down with "At that age, it is not even worth it."

Upon arriving, I pretended to read through a nearby magazine so that I do not come across as a brain-dead simpleton who spends his time staring into nothingness. After a few minutes of this, I was called forth by the front desk.

The barber was some middle-aged woman who gave her best effort to engage in small talk with me. Of course, I was once again reminded of my inceldom after she mentioned that her 21 year-old daughter married the man she fell in love with when she was 15.

As I have instinctively avoided any kind of reflective surface for years now, I could barely contain my disgust upon gazing at my own visage in the mirror after so long. Here is what I noticed:

I have a massive forehead that is now even more pronounced due to my hair being cut so short.

In the front, my hairline has receeded so much that I have begun to resemble the man in this photo.

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No known style can make up for my distinctively egg-shaped face. (See the man on the left for reference).

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With my facial hair shaved off, I could see a full view of my recessed, nonexistent jaw that could easily be mistaken for a double chin.

I also have large, bulging eyes with dark circles underneath them, making me appear middle-aged in my 20s.

The worst part is that, in spite of all of this, my mother kept gaslighting me on the way back. "You look so cute!" :foidSoy:
I have been trying to blackpill her for years, yet she keeps denying the truth—mainly due to the fact that she cannot accept that she gave birth to a genuine subhuman.
 
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After years of incessant nagging from my mother, I finally gave in and went to get my hair cut—on account of my sister kindly offering to drive us there, of course.

During the ride to the barber shop, I felt as if the universe itself were mocking me—as my sister brought up the fact that her 43 year-old ricecel friend had finally found a wife. (His family is wealthy, so you can likely guess why). My mother instantly turned to me and said "See? It's never too late to find the right person!" upon which I instantaneously shut her down with "At that age, it is not even worth it."

Upon arriving, I pretended to read through a nearby magazine so that I do not come across as a brain-dead simpleton who spends his time staring into nothingness. After a few minutes of this, I was called forth by the front desk.

The barber was some middle-aged woman who gave her best effort to engage in small talk with me. Of course, I was once again reminded of my inceldom after she mentioned that her 21 year-old daughter married the man she fell in love with when she was 15.

As I have instinctively avoided any kind of reflective surface for years now, I could barely contain my disgust upon gazing at my own visage in the mirror after so long. Here is what I noticed:

I have a massive forehead that is now even more pronounced due to my hair being cut so short.

In the front, my hairline has receeded so much that I have begun to resemble the man in this photo.

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A hairstyle cannot make up for my distinctively egg-shaped face. (See the man on the left for reference).

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With my facial hair shaved off, I could see a full view of my recessed, nonexistent jaw that could easily be mistaken for a double chin.

I also have large, bulging eyes with dark circles underneath them, making me appear middle-aged in my 20s.

The worst part is that, in spite of all of this, my mother kept gaslighting me on the way back. "You look so cute!" :foidSoy:
I have been trying to blackpill her for years, yet she keeps denying the truth—mainly due to the fact that she cannot accept that she gave birth to a genuine subhuman.
mirin the post, i hope easier times come for u
 
I had to spray Minoxidil on the entrances of my hair after reading your post just to make sure... Yes, it scared me to that level.

mirin the post, i hope easier times come for u
Don't give him false hope. It will only get worse with time. We are in this world to suffer.
 
I had to spray Minoxidil on the entrances of my hair after reading your post just to make sure... Yes, it scared me to that level.


Don't give him false hope. It will only get worse with time. We are in this world to suffer.
understandable take my good sir
 
haircuts for men with receding hairlines are a delicate affair, the average barber has no idea what to do, it takes very careful trimming

as for attitudes of hair dressers themselves, all you need to know is how young female hair dressers act, SUDDENLY they don't want to talk, or worse, you'll get your hair yanked around, no more friendly chit-chat

this is all ancient history now anyway, i haven't gone to a hair dresser since 2020
 
This is me in 10 years.
 
I fucking despise when boomers casually mention that their children around my age are married or have kids. They love to boast and brag to people who are clearly virgin and incel.
 
Maybe all you are missing is a shower now!
 

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