God of Reality

[Darkenzo]

“Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!”

“Why should I not hate mine enemies―if I "love" them does that not place me at their mercy?”

“There is nothing inherently sacred about moral codes. Like the wooden idols of long ago, they are the work of human hands, and what man has made, man can destroy!”

“I break away from all conventions that do not lead to my earthly success and happiness.”

“There is a beast in man that should be exercised, not exorcised.”

“Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!”

“It has been said, 'the truth will make men free.' The truth alone has never made anyone free. It is only doubt which will bring mental emancipation.”

“There are many who would like my time. I shun them. There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them. There are precious few who contribute to my time. I cherish them.”

“You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can.”

“I don't crave companionship. It stands in my way. I live for pleasure. There are few persons who can give me as much pleasure as those acts I perform myself. I would rather create pleasure according to my own whim than be subjected to the whims of others.”

“Hair on a man's chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on his body except for his chest.”

“What good are friends if they cant do you any good?”

“To be loved, feelings must be rationed. To love, the doors of hysteria, fantasy, and madness may be flung open.”

“If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.”

“When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed.”

“It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.”

 

[FlamingCel]

INTERESTING

 

[Darkenzo]

INTERESTING

Quotes from the Satanic Bible there.

 

[Deleted member 30682]

Based

 

[Darkenzo]

I I've invented a new diet: Whenever you are hungry, instead of going into the kitchen and eating, go into the bedroom and fuck or masturbate. Water and clear broths are also permitted. This diet won't work all that well if you have a job, unless you have either a lot of self-discipline or an extremely permissive employer. However, I have a week off work, so I am testing this diet out right now. I will let you know how it goes.

II I'm on day two of the Fuck or Masturbate Diet. I have checked the scale twice today and I haven't lost any weight, but I am not discouraged. My theory is that I've replaced some of my weight with water weight. I've been drinking an awful lot of water. I've had eleven orgasms.

III I'm on day three of my diet and I've already run out of the clear broth, and it was tricky making more because I felt that I ought to jerk off while I was making it. So it was like making the broth with my right hand tied behind my back. Then, after making the broth, for balance, I jerked off with my left hand tied behind my back. My conclusion is that before beginning the Fuck or Masturbate Diet, clear broths should be prepared in advance

IV Day four. For several hours today I was so weak with hunger I couldn't have made it to the kitchen even if I had wanted to. I did make it to the bathroom. I have decided that it is probably not a good idea to leave the apartment, because if I were to bump into a friend, and that friend happened to be eating a pretzel or knish, I would grab it out of his or her hand and devour it right in front of him. This diet is important to me, but it is not worth losing friends over

V It is day five of the Fuck or Masturbate Diet and if you're just joining me, the idea is that instead of eating, you fuck or masturbate. Technically, I suppose, it should be called the Fuck or Masturbate Fast, as the word "diet" implies that some kind of eating is involved. When I first conceived of this project, I thought I would probably be unable to resist eating, and I didn't want to feel like a failure. But here I am, on day five, and I've lost six pounds and I have had 38 orgasms. I'd say so far, it's been a success. VI I'm on day six. I've begun to hallucinate every time I orgasm. The Hindu goddess Lakshmi appeared to me several times today and promised me wealth, fortune, and prosperity (both material and spiritual). Then her husband Vishnu appeared and asked me if I was fucking his wife and I said no, I swear. Not even a hand job (note: Lakshmi has four arms, and each one has a hand). Vishnu appeared to believe me and then disappeared. I haven't seen Lakshmi since, and it's probably just as well as I am so hungry at this point I might have tried something with her. VII More hallucinations: I saw Kali, goddess of change, preservation and destruction; Parvati, goddess of love, fertility and devotion; Radha, the life energy of Krishna; and for some reason, Daenerys Targaryen, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and of the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, and she was, in fact, in this vision, riding a dragon, but-and this is interesting-it wasn't Drogon. It was Veserion. This made absolutely no sense to me, and I'm starting to become concerned for my mental well being. I am glad to be returning to work tomorrow. VII This morning, I returned to work, but before I did, I ate three bowls of cereal, two vegan sausages, a fruit salad, and toast. Then a bowl of chili, some tortilla chips, and peasant bread. I drank a quart of orange juice and then had some sorbet. I gained back three of the eleven pounds I lost, but I'm not going to beat myself up about it. I had 53 orgasms and a few of them were mind altering and enlightening and all of them were entertaining. All in all, I am pleased with the results of this diet, and I expect I will try it again the next time I have time off work.