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God grants you one wish. What do you wish for?

i_a_m_i

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There's no catch. This god is omnipotent and can grant any wish. The only limitation is your own mind.

I would wish that nothing had ever existed or ever would exist.
 
1 million wishes
 
What would you wish for with your one million wishes?
To be able to completely control the world, i would then wish to be immortal, after that i would kidnap foids from their homes and force them to live with me in my castle. They would like me too because they love power.
 
To be able to completely control the world, i would then wish to he immortal, after that i would kidnap foids from their homes and force them to live with me in my castle. They would like me too because they love power.
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Dopamine activation to the limit that doesn't fade over time.
 
Probably a double big mac.
 
There's no catch. This god is omnipotent and can grant any wish. The only limitation is your own mind.

I would wish that nothing had ever existed or ever would exist.
1 million wishes
BRUTAL BTFO

If I could only have one it'd have to be unlimited power over the world, king ot the world type. Although the stress of it would probably kill me tbh, unless a loyal populace was included in the "king of the world" deal. Nothing would change much besides a few universal laws. It'd be alot like the US-US State relations now.
 
BRUTAL BTFO

If I could only have one it'd have to be unlimited power over the world, king ot the world type. Although the stress of it would probably kill me tbh, unless a loyal populace was included in the "king of the world" deal. Nothing would change much besides a few universal laws. It'd be alot like the US-US State relations now.
Dude you could just wosh to he immortalnor have no cortisol so you wouldn't be stressed or even fucking wish for foids from your imagination to fuck on the spot
 
I want my power to surpass god. He failed. It's my turn to edit the fabric of reality.
 
Dude you could just wosh to he immortalnor have no cortisol so you wouldn't be stressed or even fucking wish for foids from your imagination to fuck on the spot
Immortality wouldn't grant me universal leadership/kingship of the world though. I could get foids from being king of the world, wealth, glory, a legacy, etc. and even possibly immortality if I were to devote the worlds resources to it.
 
I had the pleasure of meeting God at a charity do once, he was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
 
Immortality wouldn't grant me universal leadership/kingship of the world though. I could get foids from being king of the world, wealth, glory, a legacy, etc. and even possibly immortality if I were to devote the worlds resources to it.
So just wish for million wishes and you wouldnt have any problems
I had the pleasure of meeting God at a charity do once, he was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
Hes incel he told me personally
 
Unlimited wishes.

Then I'd wish to be a billionaire. Stay young for the rest of my life.

Grow four inches so I could be 6'5.

Have my dick be 9 inches and have a reasonable girth.

Wish for honest friends

To be able to charm any girl I met.

A better face.


Oh and to be human

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So just wish for million wishes and you wouldnt have any problems
yeah I know thats why I said in that scenario the million wishes doesn't work. Obviously anyone would wish for multiple wishes xd
 
yeah I know thats why I said in that scenario the million wishes doesn't work. Obviously anyone would wish for multiple wishes xd
If i had one id wish for immortality and unlimited power
 
Maybe immortality is considered in unlimited power?
no those 2 are seperate. I guess wishing god works but thats kinda cheating imo cuz gods got like 500 powers
 
Unlimited wishes.

Then I'd wish to be a billionaire. Stay young for the rest of my life.

Grow four inches so I could be 6'5.

Have my dick be 9 inches and have a reasonable girth.

Wish for honest friends

To be able to charm any girl I met.

A better face.


Oh and to be human

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Infinite power
 
A virus that grants permanent quarentine. If any human touches another human they both die horrible deaths and going outside is very very risky.
 
bbecomes incels.co moderator pls

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I would wish to get rid of this ugly color
 
Being the devil would be pretty cool too
 
Ask for more wishes and then make me beautiful
 
Either to not exist or to become Chad. Either options grant eternal happiness.
 
infinite wishes lol
 
have every super power
 
For a KFC bucket of chicken with a large Coca Cola.
 
Harem of cute noodlewhores
 
This is a tough one, ngl. I can see the appeal of wishing for nothing to ever exist, however knowing myself, i kinda doubt that i would actually have the mental strenght to wish for it. Rather i would probably wish to exist in a world without suffering, where i'm a god like being myself. Living a live full of hedonistic pleasure, without ever experiencing boredom.
 
I want @i_a_m_i to reply my reply
 

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