GOD BLESS CORONAVIRUS

[ReturnOfSaddam]

I NEVER would have thought I'd ever get a break from wageslavery. Then in 2020, God finally showed himself and sent a beautiful virus to cause a global lockdown, and I was spared from slavery for a while. The government's furlough scheme in the UK paying 80% of our salary to redundant workers while not even having to work. This was the greatest thing to happen in my adult life.

Any wageslave will confirm the number of breaks you get per year is fucking pathetic, like, laughably shit. You go from having several months off a year in school to getting like 4 weeks as a wageslave (or fewer than 2 if you're american JFL). To actually get a break from this was just unbelievably good, legit on par with winning a medium amount of money in the lottery or something.

 

[Darkenzo]

I think that's the main reason why people are still going along with the bull, they're being paid off. The government seems to know what it's doing, they're a master of their craft. You can't control a virus but people are a different matter.

 

[Saigon Depression]

I agree, I hope that this overexaggerated hysteria lasts for eternity.

 

[Darkenzo]

I agree, I hope that this overexaggerated hysteria lasts for eternity.

It will but the furlough money won't.

 

[ionlycopenow]

My grandma supposedly died of it, but she was very old and a life long heavy smoker.

Every one I know from 20-40 who got it was either asymptomatic or had a runny nose at worst.

 

[Deleted member 18912]

Interesting.
I´m glad you find the jooflu entertaining.
So do i.

 

[GermaniaIncelia]

I NEVER would have thought I'd ever get a break from wageslavery. Then in 2020, God finally showed himself and sent a beautiful virus to cause a global lockdown, and I was spared from slavery for a while. The government's furlough scheme in the UK paying 80% of our salary to redundant workers while not even having to work. This was the greatest thing to happen in my adult life.

it's great until they run out of money and the government can't support their expenditures which will cause a collapse and resinstitution of a new system. E-Euro has already been announced for the EU.

 

[Babica Yaga]

People are getting more "depressed" because they can't go outside, meanwhile nothing changed for me except that I can sleep longer now

 

[VindalooCell]

People are getting more "depressed" because they can't go outside, meanwhile nothing changed for me except that I can sleep longer now

 

[Deleted member 29003]

fewer than 2 if you're american JFL

no breaks in this world

 

[Deleted member 32326]

Coronavirus is the most wonderful thing to have occurred in the 21st century tbhngl

 

[Saigon Depression]

Coronavirus is the most wonderful thing to have occurred in the 21st century tbhngl

indeed

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

I agree, I hope that this overexaggerated hysteria lasts for eternity.

the entire cosmos IQ

 

[Ellviss]

finally I can rot in peace