Jumper maxing

[MaldireMan0077]

Damn. Since my mom bought me jumper cables I was abpe to save 2 people from a dead ass car batterry this year. First was some arab man at the chevron gas station 3 month ago.

Then today some 30 year old man with his teenage daughter had a dead BMW. He was about to call in a tow truck and I saved the day by jumping his BMW. Then I got me some cucumbers for my undiagnosted crohns. I swear those fucking jumper cables just make me a super hero. Im saving people left and right from having to call in a damn tow truck due to dead batterys.

if you got a car then keep some jumper cables as itll save da day.

 

[Ibrahim997]

You comming to save the day

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Then today some 30 year old man with his teenage daughter had a dead BMW. He was about to call in a tow truck and I saved the day by jumping his BMW.

Try to leave some crumbs of pussy for the rest of us, Chad

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Also, I expected gore videos of people jumping off buildings.

 

[TooSomething]

lol at helping normalfags and being a good citizen.

I swear you are not an incel. jfl

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Try to leave some crumbs of pussy for the rest of us, Chad

Oh no she looked at me like I was gonna make her end up on those serial killer documenterays.

 

[MaldireMan0077]

lol at helping normalfags and being a good citizen.

I swear you are not an incel. jfl

Oh I am a incel. I just dont hate the dumb ass normies. Getting mad at normies for not understanding us is like getting pissed at a inbred dog for shitting on the carpet. They just cant proccess the problems.

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Also, I expected gore videos of people jumping off buildings.

Ericfffc problably has some of that shit on one of his threads.

 

[MaldireMan0077]

You comming to save the day

I origonally went to winco for cucumbers for releiving colon pain. Without the cucumbers itll basicly mimic apendicitus.

 

[Ibrahim997]

lol at helping normalfags and being a good citizen.

I swear you are not an incel. jfl

My job is dependent on helping normies. So can I be an acception.

 

[TooSomething]

My job is dependent on helping normies. So can I be an acception.

lol, what job?

 

[Dr. Butane]

I expected gore videos of people jumping off buildings.