Serious Glasses at an early age is an ominous sign of impending inceldom

[Substitute Subhuman]

If you wear glasses before puberty, it is a bad sign for your future love life. I read a study conducted back in 1987 on love shy, virgin men. This study was conducted on 500 virgin men who ranged from college age to middle age. One common denominator among them was that many of them reported wearing glasses before puberty.

Now that in and of itself doesn't mean inceldom, but it is one of the many bad omens for you.

 

[Incelius Savage]

Got mine at 11. Its ova

 

[NorthernWind]

Glasses before puberty = shit genetics.

 

[Billowel]

Got mine at 11. Its ova

think i got mine at 11 too.might have been late 10 but i think it was 11.it's over

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

I've had glasses since I was nearly a toddler.

 

[Deleted member 43314]

Got mine at 11. Its ova

 

[subhuman]

Brutal. It never even began for me

 

[DunSorbus]

Have had mine since like 8 lol its so over

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

8

same

 

[Tugacel]

Fuck, I've been wearing glasses as soon as I could wear them.
I can't remember at what age a kid can start using them but I had eye surgery at 2 years old and it couldn't get fixed without the need to use glasses for life.
I was born and it was over...

 

[Autismus Maximus]

I started in elementary. Fucking over. But I stopped wearing them and just deal with the blur, in good conditions it's barely noticable. Also, I don't have to see people's disgusted looks from 100m away in 16k ultra HD

 

[Loner94]

Brutal

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

Brutal. It never even began for me

You have a chad skeleton

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

Glasses before puberty = shit genetics.

Leopards are majestic cats

 

[celtic_hussar]

I got mine at like 6, it never began. I did switch to contacts in secondary school but that did fuck all

 

[wgod]

I probably got glasses at 5; luckily, I can live normally without glasses and didn't wear them for years.
Glasses mess me up; I couldn't gymmaxx or sportmaxx probably without them, lol.

 

[theAnt]

I started wearing glasses in mid-teen years (like 15/16) but I needed them for years before that. I just saw blurry for years

 

[Fat Link]

Got mine at 11. Its ova

Yeah, probably the same if not 10 or younger lmfao.

 

[CountBleck]

i needed them at like 10 but i tried to not wear them in school because i was aware of how nerdy i would look