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Giving escorts fake money

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Joke thought experiment

I don’t see escorts but I just had this idea to get you incels laid consistently

Go to independent escort for outcall (call her with vpn or fake number)

Bang her

Leave her couple fake $100 bills

Dip

What is she gonna do?

You can go on a slaying spree with this method
 
And then what? Be blacklisted from every quality escort service?
 
You would get blacklisted. Also they don't even open the envelop to check if you paid until after you leave.
 
they have pimps that will fuck you up if you do that
 
And then what? Be blacklisted from every quality escort service?

Not talking about escorts in agencies but independent escorts you find online/backpage.etc
 
they all use the same blacklist website.

Yea but you use a VPN so different number all the time, they only blacklist your number.

Unless they take picture of you idk
 
have fun getting beat up by some fucking pimp, or even the prostitute themselves once they realize. Im pretty sure most of the carry some sort of defense so I would advice against that although it may work a few times but no need in pushing your luck. Incels have the worst of luck so might as well not try to push it
 
Fake money can be purchaes on the darknet (Dreammarket).
 
have fun getting beat up by some fucking pimp, or even the prostitute themselves once they realize. Im pretty sure most of the carry some sort of defense so I would advice against that although it may work a few times but no need in pushing your luck. Incels have the worst of luck so might as well not try to push it
incels should carry too. Imagine getting robbed by a whore... That's probably worse than death or jail time tbh
 
incels should carry too. Imagine getting robbed by a whore... That's probably worse than death or jail time tbh
Beaten up by a escort? How is that possible?
 
Good idea. What could possibly go wro-
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Fake money can be purchaes on the darknet (Dreammarket).
It would be nice to use those in strip clubs then leave. But you have to hide your face from all the cameras because using fake money is a felony in the US of cucks.
 
It would be nice to use those in strip clubs then leave. But you have to hide your face from all the cameras because using fake money is a felony in the US of cucks.
Fuck this cucked country I can't fake money :(((
 
Fuck this cucked country I can't fake money :(((
That's why we should switch to crypto and gold because it can't be faked. They keep printing new dollar bills that lower the overall value of the dollar.
 
That's why we should switch to crypto and gold because it can't be faked. They keep printing new dollar bills that lower the overall value of the dollar.
Gold is way more fake able than crypto lmao
 
Gold is way more fake able than crypto lmao
The only thing that could really help you in a crisis is knawledge, survival skills, a good network of skilled and trustworthy people and some canned food. A weapon would be helpful as well.
 
Gold is way more fake able than crypto lmao
Whoever isn't getting it now is going to be sad in the future. If society survives the the next 20 years, crypto is going to be the only thing used and governments won't have a monopoly on distributing value.
 

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