Standing at 6’6” and 250lbs, this is Paul Skenes. Paul started his collegiate career at the US Air Force Academy. After two years of fucking sluts, playing baseball, and going to college on the taxpayer’s dime, he realized he was too Chad for a measly guranteed 6-figure salary as an Air Force officer. He transferred to LSU and won the college baseball championship.
Because Skenes can throw fucking 100MPH+ fastballs every fucking pitch, he was selected #1 overall in the 2023 MLB draft to the Pittsburgh Pirates. A lot of people are predicting he’ll be a bust because pitching like he does would rip a normie’s arm off, but it doesn’t matter if he gets injured because his signing bonus was fucking $10mil. He’s getting fucking $5mil post-tax without even playing a game yet, so who cares if he gets injured? He’s set for life.
Standing at 5’6” and ~130lbs, Livvy Dunne is a famous LSU gymnast and TikTok star. Livvy Dunne is tall for a gymnast, and, while she is talented, she is not particularly an athletic phenom like Skenes. She is well-ranked among D1 gymnasts, but not particularly Olympic tier and has suffered from injuries. Livvy is not famous because of her gymnast abilities, but because she is very attractive. Despite this, she is the highest paid female college athlete with a net worth of a reported ~$4mil, but likely much higher.
Given that they’re both rich Chads/Staceys, Livvy and Paul are, of course, dating now. They’re already set for life at the ages 20 & 21, and they can now do whatever they want and have lots of hot Chad + Stacey sex for the rest of their lives.
This could have been your life if you were lucky.
The one consolation is that Paul is likely a cutfag given that he was born in the USA in 2002.
Imagine being their Omnichad Son/Turbostacey Daughter. Life on tutorial mode with cheats and hacks unlocked. Could’ve been you, retard.
Now get back to work, wagie.
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