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Getting laid is easy. I just need to make a million dollar and buy a Lamborghini and pull up in front of a club at 1 am.

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You think a girl is gonna say no to a guy in lambo? Alll I gotta do is ask her if she wants a ride and then she will get in.

Every girl will 100% say yes because her status will shoot up to 100 when she sits in a lambo and leaves while her friends have to call a uber or w/e.
My competition is literally broke college dudes with 100k loans lmao.

Just need a car like this

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And blast some thug music like this




Just buy a lambo theory, you heard it here folks

I might even do uber on weekend nights and pick up only girls. Hoes get wet for lambo
 
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Lambo game is legit
 
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Just get 1 million dollar theory and get a ONS instead of escortcel
 
Cope

Chad in a beat up civic will get all the pussy u will get none
 
Just get 1 million dollar theory and get a ONS instead of escortcel

Lambo = infinite bitches.

Escort = bitch for 30 mins who hates your guts.

You gotta bait the girl, she will think you are a rich millionaire while you just pump and dump her
 
lol such noob pilled users here...

Yeah the lambo will get the foid.... TO USE YOU....

That's all....

As soon as you stop looking at your blind spots - she will suck Chad and Tyrones dick...
 
Cope

Chad in a beat up civic will get all the pussy u will get none
No he won’t
lol such noob pilled users here...

Yeah the lambo will get the foid.... TO USE YOU....

That's all....

As soon as you stop looking at your blind spots - she will suck Chad and Tyrones dick...
I don’t mind being used
 
Like I said in a previous thread, Chad can pick up whores in this.
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lol such noob pilled users here...

Yeah the lambo will get the foid.... TO USE YOU....

That's all....

As soon as you stop looking at your blind spots - she will suck Chad and Tyrones dick...

How is she using me? I am the one fucking her and using her for ONS. After I am done with her she can go suck whoever she wants I’ll move onto my next target.

Not like I want relationships from these hoes
You think a girl is gonna say no to a guy in lambo? Alll I gotta do is ask her if she wants a ride and then she will get in.

Every girl will 100% say yes because her status will shoot up to 100 when she sits in a lambo and leaves while her friends have to call a uber or w/e.
My competition is literally broke college dudes with 100k loans lmao.

Just need a car like this

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And blast some thug music like this




Just buy a lambo theory, you heard it here folks

I might even do uber on weekend nights and pick up only girls. Hoes get wet for lambo


Edit: holy shit I just got an idea, I can just rent a lambo and pretend to be a thug ! If this shit works out then I might be able fuck girls regularly. Anyone know how much to rent a lambo for a week? I’ll need to rent it on weekends
 
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How is she using me? I am the one fucking her and using her for ONS.


lol

you think foids are dumb when its come to access to their gates?

lol

They will barely provide a rich cuck much sex while cucking the retard with CHAD and Tyrones and usually end up getting a baby from CHAD/TY

lol OP is a full blown idiot...
 
How do u get a million tho
 
money truely is everything , with it you can surgery max , health max ( superior meals ) , cope max , status max , looks max ...
 
Renting a Lamborghini for a weekend costs around $3300 or so dollars I believe. You also need to have means to pay for it in the event of it being damaged, so you'd need to put a high deposit in...
 
lol such noob pilled users here...

Yeah the lambo will get the foid.... TO USE YOU....

That's all....

As soon as you stop looking at your blind spots - she will suck Chad and Tyrones dick...

If your goal is to pump and dump, then getting used for a short period of time is okay I think.
 
If your goal is to pump and dump, then getting used for a short period of time is okay I think.

Name we even ONE beta bux that pumps and dumps?

OP is a massively coping if he thinks affording an exotic car will allow him to pump and dump like CHAD....
 
jfl its over for nosenseofhumorcels
 
There are cheaper sports cars and girls can't tell the price difference
 
A Chad can Uber in a white base model prius and have married women gagging "how many mpg does this get" onto his cock. An incel in a lambo will just get an after-ride report to the police, where she'll claim you both raped her and were speeding, despite the fact that you merely drove her home from the club at the speed limit while telling her dorky 0-60 stats in comparison with other cars, showing her the cool dynamic cup holders, and timidly asking what music she wants to listen to.

Money doesn't alter the desire to procure raw genetic beauty. The Lamborghini itself is functionally usually worse off in real world driving than a prius (worse mpg, worse reliability, higher maintenance), but it has superior beauty and exclusivity.

The Lamborghini is the retarded Chad/Stacy of the car world: hot, but expensive, unreliable, and impractical. You want it for a rush, but when you feel like having more, children, family, you'd prefer a Toyota Sienna or Subaru Outback.

The problem is, society raised Stacy to ride the town's Lamborghinis through her prime, so she is destined to feel discontent "settling" for the average prius. She thinks she deserves to have a new leased Lamborghini through her whole life, but the dealership only accepts prime hot pussy credit, and now she's a flabby older hag that only qualifies for promotional financing on a used Ford Fiesta.

She'll eternally whine that she deserves more, but she really doesn't. She'll eternally berate and deride her unfortunate Ford Fiesta husband. The free market fucks everyone in the end, even the hottest Stacy, who enjoys her youth, but pays the price in her miserable later years. Even Chad, who played the same game, is just reduced to a Coolidge Effect pussy junkie, and he'll regret that later in life, since being a young mother and father is eventually a remorseful missed opportunity.

The free sexual market fucks everyone.
 
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