Venting Getting double streams whenever I piss lately

[Total Imbecile]

Dont know how to cope with this, its impossible to restrain my dick from pissing everywhere when I always get two streams, is this some sign from god? I dont wanna have to sit down to piss like a woman tbh

 

[Deleted member 6657]

Lower your hips to the bowl so your dick sprays only inside. Or piss in the shower

 

[Guest2]

Tbh I have like 2 or sometimes 3 streams. Just get aimb0t.

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Sit, try spreading the dickhole before pissing so it unsticks or just pee in the sink/shower.

Maybe it's a sign that your dick will split into 2 dicks. The monophalic virgin vs. the diphalic Chad.

 

[Insomniac]

Man, that must really piss you off.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You clearly have cancer OP.

R.I.P

 

[Parrtlord]

That means you fapped recently. Am I correct? Semen travels through a different passage in your dick.. After fapping it doesn’t immediately close.. So when you piss, the urine traves through both passage ways..

 

[Total Imbecile]

Semen travels through a different passage in your dick.. After fapping it doesn’t immediately close.. So when you piss, the urine traves through both passage ways..

LOL What? Where you getting this info from, thats insane if true, tbh I dont think its fapping related since it happens in the middle of the night when I wake up to go piss

 

[Ritalincel]

Piss in the sink

 

[Haywire]

i think you need to make sure your piss hole is clean sometimes dried cum can do that.

 

[Michael15651]

Never began tbh