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JFL Getting boners on the bus

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Whenever I take a ride (which takes me around 30 minutes), I get a raging boner jfl. Just casually sitting in my seat and then I can feel my fella waking up kek... It seems so random too, I am not thinking about banging prime pussies (to be honest, there are many of them whenever I take a ride), I am just chilling ngl

And the problem is that there is obviously always a big bump in my pants jfl, so I have to put my backpack on that area to hide my erection...
 
take concerta/vyvanse and/or stop nofapping
 
just take a wank in the back of the bus
 
I sometimes get boners when I see stacies wearing certain outfits (miniskirts with knee-high boots, low-cut pants that are slightly too long for them, etc.) I just stay seated and think of something unsexy until it goes away.
 
just take a wank in the back of the bus
Just get busted theory tbh

I sometimes get boners when I see stacies wearing certain outfits (miniskirts with knee-high boots, low-cut pants that are slightly too long for them, etc.) I just stay seated and think of something unsexy until it goes away.
This is potent suifuel ngl
 
And I don't know what it is but my boners in public are way harder than the ones I get at home.
 
And I don't know what it is but my boners in public are way harder than the ones I get at home.
Exactly kek, I have this feeling too jfl

Maybe it’s really the amount of Stacies who are constantly on disposal while in public
 
Exactly kek, I have this feeling too jfl

Maybe it’s really the amount of Stacies who are constantly on disposal while in public
and showing off those thickque asses lol
 
You going through puberty op ?
Not really kek, over some years ago

Does that make me high T? Never measured it tbh
 
Is this the magic of Nofap?
 
I'm afraid of getting a crowded bus, I'm afraid of touching a foid with my hard cock to lie against her ass unintentionally, I would not be able to control it, it gets hard without me having any stimulation, if that happened I would be lynched
 
Is this the magic of Nofap?
Not sure, I am on nofap at the moment (6-7 days count), but even when I was fapping daily, this happened so idk tbh

I'm afraid of getting a crowded bus, I'm afraid of touching a foid with my hard cock to lie against her ass unintentionally, I would not be able to control it, it gets hard without me having any stimulation, if that happened I would be lynched
Brutal... Now imagine if you were a Chad with your hard cock unintentionally touching her ass kek
 
I remember getting a boner on the bus once and I couldn't do anything about it because the vibrations were stimulating my cock.
 
Nofap makes u get more boners frequently
 
I sometimes get boners when I see stacies wearing certain outfits (miniskirts with knee-high boots, low-cut pants that are slightly too long for them, etc.) I just stay seated and think of something unsexy until it goes away.
miniskirts and knee high boots omg so sexy, no way to stop a boner when you see a femsnail wearing that.
 
I sometimes get boners when I see stacies wearing certain outfits (miniskirts with knee-high boots, low-cut pants that are slightly too long for them, etc.) I just stay seated and think of something unsexy until it goes away.
i think of my looks whenever i want the boner to go away
 
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I know that feel :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
I get raging boners at work, I put my dick under top of my pants and cover it with t shirt so it would be vertical but it doesn't work when it is between flaccid and full boner. So awkward, I wish i could put that raging boner into some foid :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
Also. Your pee pee does that to check if everything is functioning properly, just fyi on biology.
take concerta/vyvanse and/or stop nofapping
Lol nofap would induce rape thoughts with permanent boner.
just take a wank in the back of the bus
I fapped once at work. It is best way to fap 3 times before that day and once before sleep.
 
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I know that feel :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
I get raging boners at work, I put my dick under top of my pants and cover it with t shirt so it would be vertical but it doesn't work when it is between flaccid and full boner. So awkward, I wish i could put that raging boner into some foid :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
Also. Your pee pee does that to check if everything is functioning properly, just fyi on biology.

Lol nofap would induce rape thoughts with permanent boner.

I fapped once at work. It is best way to fap 3 times before that day and once before sleep.
You are sitting when you get a boner, right?

Jfl, whenever I do sports activities or physical exercises, my dick is giga small, much smaller than "regular" flaccid kek... I guess that body needs blood in those hard exercises to function properly, so it "sucks" blood from dick too
 
You are sitting when you get a boner, right?

Jfl, whenever I do sports activities or physical exercises, my dick is giga small, much smaller than "regular" flaccid kek... I guess that body needs blood in those hard exercises to function properly, so it "sucks" blood from dick too
Idk i can be standing and sitting lel and wtf, mine doesnt get smaller I think hahah dafuq
 
Idk i can be standing and sitting lel and wtf, mine doesnt get smaller I think hahah dafuq
Kek, thankfully it's a common "issue", googled it, still annoying ngl

Tbh
 
Just look outside the window while listening to music and don't pay attention to foids.
 
I remember getting a boner on the bus once and I couldn't do anything about it because the vibrations were stimulating my cock.
A bus full of Staceys is basically a giant wet/vibrating/moving fleshlight tbh.
 

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