Boyos, I found a femoid in a fb group desperately asking for a work certification in a work related to finance, and she said she's willing to buy the certification, I can get her one easily cause my father is an accountant. Do you think I can use this to my advantage and ask her for a date maybe ?
I know this sounds like a cucked reddit post but id do anything for a mere chance to sit with a femoid.
FAKE CEL GREY CELL SEX HAVER
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@Dregster @proudweeb NOT TO MENTION GREAT LORD FAT LINK DO THE WORK BITCHES !!!!!!!!!!! (IN VIDEO GAME)
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