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Get paid £3500 to get infected with coroavirus

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Experts at Queen Mary BioEnterprises Innovation Centre in Whitechapel are offering 24 lucky candidates the chance to be infected with two strains of the virus in an attempt to find a vaccine.

The strains – OC43 and 229E – are much less serious types of coronavirus than COVID-19, and are thought to cause mild respiratory symptoms. But scientists believe this experiment could help bring down the current coronavirus which has claimed the lives of over 3,500 people.

Admittedly the study sounds boring AF – participants will be forced to spend two weeks in isolation, eat a restricted diet, and will be banned from exercising (the only benefit IMO) or having physical contact with other people. Each patient will be regularly examined by doctors in protective clothing, and will have to hand in all their dirty tissues.

Although you can already apply to be part of the study, Hvivo – the company which owns the Whitechapel lab – still needs to get the go ahead from the UK’s Medicines and Healthcare Products Regulatory Agency before testing can begin.

In the interim between applying – because flu for £3,500 is obviously a sick deal (pun intended) – and finding out if the experiment will actually happen, you can explore which events you can attend via a new website that tells you what’s been cancelled due to coronavirus. And if you’re anxious about participating, here’s a guide on how to not freak out about the epidemic.
 
Only 3,5K? Lol
 
I wish all diseases were transmitted only sexually. Then there'd be an upside to inceldom.
 
Lol if they mix up the strains and inject the participants with the original virus and they die.
 
If they let me browse this forum then ill do it
 
I would do it if I lived in US
 
Nice, money for nothing, I would take it. My country is to greedy for actions like this
 
Just wait until the country takes it all for taxes
 
brb getting 3.5k
 
I would do it if I didn't have to travel far

Wait, 2 weeks? that's 10.41 £/hr, barely above minimum wage in the UK
 
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I either get to sui or get 3500? Great deal
 
3 month's rent for a chance to die. Sign me up

Edit: oh wait that's bongbux. 6 months' rent
 
suicels will be all over this. Just coronamaxx theory confirmed?
 
I wish all diseases were transmitted only sexually. Then there'd be an upside to inceldom.
Not if you are escortcelling:s. Safer than normie sex due to strict protection but still...
 
I'd do it if I didn't need to travel down to London. Your gonna get it anyway
 
Don't have any money
 
im down,as long as i dont die
 
Give me more money, I would do it.
 
I won't do it lol
 
I'd do it if it included a blowie from a hot Stacy ngl.
 
I'd take that deal. Been needing a new gaming rig.
 
holy shit a way out of this life i'll take it
 

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