Based (German only)Prisoncel wakes up and realises the degeneracy

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Im too depressed and lazy too post translated quotes of him
20% of active users are german anyway

"Wenn die Biene keine Blume findet, dann setzt sie sich auf einen Womanizer"

 

[Izayacel]

Im too depressed and lazy too post translated quotes of him
20% of active users are german anyway

 

[StaroRavager]

Ich spreche kein deutsch

 

[First loss]

Ich nicht understande was dass mann in das video sprechencht.

HEIL HITLER

 

[jerrycan dan]

Speak english you tard, last time krauts got this uppity we set Dresden on fire. Sometimes I feel bad for the actions of my anglo ancestors but then I realise this is the average German

 

[Izayacel]

how he always trys to justify himself that hes not weird or some shit is funny , why care?

 

[Insomniac]

I don’t speak German even though I’m half German..

HEIL HITLER

 

[Newbie17]

I don’t speak German even though I’m half German..

I didn't know you're half Cuckman

 

[Modus Coperandi]

"Wenn die Biene keine Blume findet, dann setzt sie sich auf einen Womanizer chad"

fixed

 

[Insomniac]

I didn't know you're half Cuckman

Yes bro, I am half Aryan

Still a subhuman.

 

[Cybersex is our hope]

You

Speak english you tard, last time krauts got this uppity we set Dresden on fire. Sometimes I feel bad for the actions of my anglo ancestors but then I realise this is the average German

you destroyed aryan Europe. Fuck you

 

[SkinnyBaldcel]

Der typ hat es zumindest verstanden auch wenn er nicht gerade schlau klingt

 

[guaucel]

Any germancel who can translate this?

 

[Mainländer]

"Wenn die Biene keine Blume findet, dann setzt sie sich auf einen Womanizer"

Das Gefühl, wann entweder mein Deutsch oder mein Gehirrn nicht genug war, um das zu verstehen

 

[AsiaCel]

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Das Gefühl, wann entweder mein Deutsch oder mein Gehirrn nicht genug war, um das zu verstehen

Any germancel who can translate this?

It's an old common german simile or metaphor for sex now mostly used in jokes with helpless parents explaining it to their kids in a child friendly, but clumsy way. > Bee inseminates flower with pollen for new small flowers.
The guy is wondering what you should tell your children when they see those ads for sextoys on TV in broad daylight. He's basically refering to this old saying with "Just tell them, if there is no bee, the flower takes the vibrator, or what?"

He says soon we will probably see penis pumps on TV too.

I've seen those ads and I was baffled as well, ngl.

 

[Cuyen]

It's an old common german simile or metaphor for sex now mostly used in jokes with helpless parents explaining it to their kids in a child friendly, but clumsy way. > Bee inseminates flower with pollen for new small flowers.
The guy is wondering what you should tell your children when they see those ads for sextoys on TV in broad daylight. He's basically refering to this old saying with "Just tell them, if there is no bee, the flower takes the vibrator, or what?"

He says soon we will probably see penis pumps on TV too.

I've seen those ads and I was baffled as well, ngl.

well he is damn right tbh.

 

[HighTGymcel]

I don’t speak German even though I’m half German..

you are half german? Sieg Heil my kamerad

 

[Cuyen]

I don’t speak German even though I’m half German..

Are you burgercel? burgerland goverment banned the german and italian languages back then

 

[Michael15651]

Error code

 

[2340922]

Ich nicht understande was dass mann in das video sprechencht.

HEIL HITLER

Ich spreche kein deutsch

What is it about?

 

[Hikage-best-knaifu]

The comments are absolutely based. Lifefuel

 

[Cuyen]

It is nice to see some peopl are finally wake up