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[Gardening] pissbottle = liquid gold nitro

Emba

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I planted a few trees recently and it's the monsoon season. So i thought id share a gardening tip.

Add piss while it's raining and you add nitrogen and various minerals to the soil!

You can directly piss on your garden in the rain, or save it in a piss bottle to use later...

However... If you just dump say a whole gallon of piss on a plant when it's dry the nitrogen will kill the plant! Similar to adding too much chicken shit to a garden...

Usually the piss bottle/ water ratio is;

One big piss worth of piss in a gallon bottle, then top off with water. You can use that on houseplants!

Yup.
 
I have a crystal piss bottle but i dont have a garden where to empty, so i do it in the pipe, yup
 
bookmarked in case i ever grow a garden and piss in a bottle
 
interesting, I've never seen a bottle made of crystal lol
Its just like this one
1586656690655
 
Very interesting. Might piss on my garden later
 
How about the other salts in the piss? Should you be worried about using piss if you have high sodium levels?
 
How about the other salts in the piss? Should you be worried about using piss if you have high sodium levels?
¡Correcto!

That's a main reason to dilute it! But often those salts help the soil microbes! It's like tiny amount good, large amounts bad.
 
Does using your own shit as manure works ?
 
Does using your own shit as manure works ?
There's even a free book about it...

Here...

 

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