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Funny story, about "Chad", in the homeless shelter.

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I've been homeless a couple times. I lived in a car for 8 months.

Later, I was destitute, but was admitted to a homeless shelter in a big city.

There was one guy, about 5"8, who looked okay in there, full head of hair, somewhat waspy looking.....maybe a six.

Certainly, no Becky would give the guy the time of day on the street, but I could imagine him having "Chad lite" profile pic on Tinder if it was a headshot done carefully.

Sure enough, he was bragging in there about having about twenty swipes, and like he was some young Brad Pitt.

I laughed out loud. For one thing, none of the unsuspecting landwhale swipers had a clue that the dude was holed up in a homeless shelter. He had no car, no job, but only an Obama phone. Lol.

Second, this dumb guy really thought he was hot shitt.

.......

Anyways, moral of story,

1. Face opens the door on apps.

2. Bad frame, height, wallet, social status, closes it when they lay eyes on you for real.
 
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I didn't see his actual profile pic. But, it probably looked like this.

"The bare minimum for a landwhale". Lol.
 
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