Funny /Absurd "own your Bald" slogans out there

[Bedford Stye]

It's insane. I think there are a legit FIFTY normie slogans about how you can get a date being bald.

1. "If she doesn't like you bald, that's a HER problem, not a YOU problem." The level of absurdity in this slogan is incomprehensible. If she won't date me, then it would seem to be a me problem.

2. "Shaving it shows confidence". No, it shows you are now so desperate that looking freak is better than looking half freak.

3. "Own it, man up". Ok. Sure. Own the fact you now cannot get a date. It's manly to admit! I confess to the world I feel manly, that I'm undatable.

4. " A real woman appreciates the real you". But, where the hell are there any real women?

 

[Lawrence]

Another common one is:- they'll point to celebrities like The Rock or Bruce Willis, "look at those guys, they decided to go completely bald-headed"

Yea that's fine but I don't look like The Rock, ffs

 

[Incelius Savage]

"It's less maintenance"

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

“Just wear a hat bro” females can sense your baldness from a mile away if they don’t already deem you as an undesirable subhuman

 

[N-Digger]

Why is balding seen as unattractive? What disadvantage does not having any hair have that it repulses women so much?

 

[Bedford Stye]

Why is balding seen as unattractive? What disadvantage does not having any hair have that it repulses women so much?

Think about it. Not only less attractive, but FUNNY and hilarious.

It's a common sport for woke, non judgemental, diverse, empathetic feminists to ridicule men who suffer going bald.