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ThinTinyDickCel

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I'm not even done watching it, but I just had to post it here. Childless woman in her mid 40s gets into a relationship with a Chad criminal in his early 30s. He pays for her bail to get him out of prison after he pulled a gun on his sister while driving a car.

She calls him and gives him 6 'rules' to follow (she's a kindergarten teacher and treats him like a child). She takes away his 'internet porn', forbids him from taking drugs or drinking alcohol, makes him go to a councilor etc. He says "I'm gonna stop being a boy and turn into a man and handle my business". She responds with "I want you to stop calling it 'my business', say 'our business' instead".

He then gets out and MURDERS her :feelskek:

Everyone in the video also saying he's a 'smooth talker' and 'charming' meanwhile he sounds like a whiny Kermit the Frog and is tall and muscular, I wonder which part convinced the dumb woman to bail him out!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9ZqUzY7GU0


The phone call with her giving him her rules starts at 12:30
 
Batman Joker GIF
 
Why he would even consider fucking that expired whore? With that face he could bang 18 yo foids
 
This is what every criminal chaser deserves, he should've raped her beforehand just to make the point clear for every other hybristophile, but ofc women don't ever learn till it's too late
:lul:
 
That's so nice.
 
There isn't much reason to feel bad for her. She literally made all the choices to get this outcome and ignored all the warning signs.

She'd still be alive if she went for a good man like one of us
 
She deserved it. This guy is kinda based.
 
Reap what you sow. Chose a criminal and surprise surprise he decided to be a criminal to her.
 
Foids would rather pay $20,000 to get in a relationship with a criminal that will likely murder them for no reason than ever even consider dating an incel.
 
Personality detectors weren't calibrated...
 
He looks downie and retarded jfl
 
Bitch could have married a regular man but her pERsonality detector was on vacation
 

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