To preface this, I am a STEMcel in uni and safe to say I can blend in pretty well with normies, partly because I used to jestermaxx my ass of as a kid and learnt social awareness from my mistakes (what undiagnosed ADHD does to a kid). Unfortunately, there is a lot of foids now in STEM (because life on easy mode and everyone just picking women cause it’s a male dominated “space”), my class is no exception it’s at least 60% femoid now.
So we were doing laplace transforms on time domain functions. As usual no one understood jack shit in the lecture and we finished the class. However, the teacher is pretty amicable to talk to, dare I even say nice. And so while everyone was packing their bags to return home, the teacher told us nicely to hurry up because he is tired. Since everyone was friendly with the teacher, one of the remaining four in the class asks him why is he so tired. The conversation goes a little like this.
Foid named Hole: Hey, teacher why are you tired today? What happened?
Teacher: I suffered with insomnia yesterday and slept terribly.
Other foid named Kike: That’s terrible have you tried finding any solutions (suffering from this means he hasn’t found any solutions you retarded bitch)
Then out of the blue the most redditor-esque looking person you could ever imagine (we’ll name him Hungary, because I fucking hate hungarians), greasy long hair to shoulders. Not obese, but rather in between normal and thin. A voice so redditor-esque you would think I am exaggerating. He also wore the cheapest glasses you could find at dollarama. However, unlike his stereotype, he did not wear a fedora. In class he took his notes in a Hatsune Miku notebook.
He tells the teacher straight up, ASMR helps me sleep at night.
Everyone started looking at him confused.
I on the other hand thought exactly :”Oh boy, this is gonna go amazingly for him”
And oh boy was I not disappointed
The teacher is from the gen x, and so understandably was confused and so he asked him to explain what an ASMR is.
Hungary doubles down and tells him in front of the remaining group without any trace of hesitation: “the ASMR audio I listen to is girls talking in my headphones when I sleep.”
Everyone looks at him baffled at what he just said including me.
Shocked, the teacher asked him what do they tell him in the audio.
Hungary tells him anything.
A high tier blonde blue eyes becky straight up exploded of laughter
The rest of the beckys literally look at him with a tint of disgust and confusion.
When I heard him say it the only thing in my mind was the phrase: “oh lord”
I tried to move the convo away from this subject by just telling the teacher that nyquill helps a lot. (basically generic normie advice)
As I was walking down the stairs, I heard him get lectured by Kike about how if he says shit like this he won’t get a girlfriend.
The only thought racing in my mind was: “it never began for asmr-cels”
Now this is but the summary. However, the whole situation was even longer, even more sad and even more funny.
It never
So we were doing laplace transforms on time domain functions. As usual no one understood jack shit in the lecture and we finished the class. However, the teacher is pretty amicable to talk to, dare I even say nice. And so while everyone was packing their bags to return home, the teacher told us nicely to hurry up because he is tired. Since everyone was friendly with the teacher, one of the remaining four in the class asks him why is he so tired. The conversation goes a little like this.
Foid named Hole: Hey, teacher why are you tired today? What happened?
Teacher: I suffered with insomnia yesterday and slept terribly.
Other foid named Kike: That’s terrible have you tried finding any solutions (suffering from this means he hasn’t found any solutions you retarded bitch)
Then out of the blue the most redditor-esque looking person you could ever imagine (we’ll name him Hungary, because I fucking hate hungarians), greasy long hair to shoulders. Not obese, but rather in between normal and thin. A voice so redditor-esque you would think I am exaggerating. He also wore the cheapest glasses you could find at dollarama. However, unlike his stereotype, he did not wear a fedora. In class he took his notes in a Hatsune Miku notebook.
He tells the teacher straight up, ASMR helps me sleep at night.
Everyone started looking at him confused.
I on the other hand thought exactly :”Oh boy, this is gonna go amazingly for him”
And oh boy was I not disappointed
The teacher is from the gen x, and so understandably was confused and so he asked him to explain what an ASMR is.
Hungary doubles down and tells him in front of the remaining group without any trace of hesitation: “the ASMR audio I listen to is girls talking in my headphones when I sleep.”
Everyone looks at him baffled at what he just said including me.
Shocked, the teacher asked him what do they tell him in the audio.
Hungary tells him anything.
A high tier blonde blue eyes becky straight up exploded of laughter
The rest of the beckys literally look at him with a tint of disgust and confusion.
When I heard him say it the only thing in my mind was the phrase: “oh lord”
I tried to move the convo away from this subject by just telling the teacher that nyquill helps a lot. (basically generic normie advice)
As I was walking down the stairs, I heard him get lectured by Kike about how if he says shit like this he won’t get a girlfriend.
The only thought racing in my mind was: “it never began for asmr-cels”
Now this is but the summary. However, the whole situation was even longer, even more sad and even more funny.
It never
bro what a story
