LifeFuel Fun madlib(fill-in-the blanks) thread numero deux

[Juxtaposition6]

Replace (...) With words.

Today i ate some (...) then i went to the supermarket to buy (...) for tonight's big (...), as i arrived, all of a suddent, a pack of (...) attacked the (...) place with (...), people ran away screaming because the (...) turned into (...), a (...) began (...) speaking to me: "oh (...) the (...) Is (...) time to (...).
I finally got to the (...), It was (...), I went back home (...)

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Today i ate some (stale pasta) then i went to the supermarket to buy (live moles) for tonight's big (social experiment-experiment), as i arrived, all of a suddent, a pack of (time-travelling dodo birds) attacked the (roasties-clothes) place with (putrid bird-jizz), people ran away screaming because the (whore-miniskirts) turned into (replicas of Ho Chi Minh), a (hole) began (shakingly) speaking to me: "oh (hey there silly inkel) the (old asian man) Is (very ugly) time to (go eat chad's dick before i puke)".
I finally got to the (pizzeria), It was (ran by a Iranian cleric), I went back home (disappointed because there was no halal cheese on the pizza).
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@Michael15651 @Eskimocel

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Today i ate some (blackpills) then i went to the supermarket to buy (alcohol) for tonights big (masturbation session), as i arrived, all of a sudden, a pack of (foids) attacked the (managers office) place with (dildos), people ran away screaming because the (attack) turned into (a chad harem), a (tyrone) began speaking to me: "oh(eskimocel) the (manager) is (a white chad) time to (go home and hop on .is)
I finally got to the (self checkout), it was (bloody and full of cum), I went back home (and then i woke up).

 

[Blacktarpill]

Today i ate some (soy) then i went to the supermarket to buy (soylent) for tonight's big (Reddit gathering), as i arrived, all of a suddent, a pack of (soy beans) attacked the (gathering) place with (soycum), people ran away screaming because the (soylent) turned into (a redditor), a (soy) began () speaking to me: "oh (redditor) the (soylent) Is (gone) time to (buy another one).
I finally got to the (soy) , It was (goy), I went back home (thx for the gold stranger)

 

[Deleted member 15752]

lmao

 

[Michael15651]

Today i ate some (Doritos) then i went to the supermarket to buy (Coca-Cola) for tonight's big (event), as i arrived, all of a suddent, a pack of (SJW's) attacked the (police) place with (feminists), people ran away screaming because the (explosions) turned into (bigger explosions), a (cop) began (politely) speaking to me: "oh (what) the (heck) Is (this) time to (run).
I finally got to the (car), It was (broken), I went back home (and forgot about the event)

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Keep em coming boyos

 

[Michael15651]

Bump

Need this to spread

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Bump

Need this to spread

 

[Michael15651]

Keep em coming boyos

 

[Deleted member 265]

Today i ate some (tbh) then i went to the supermarket to buy (ngl) for tonight's big (tbh), as i arrived, all of a suddent, a pack of (ngl) attacked the (tbh) place with (ngl), people ran away screaming because the (tbh) turned into (ngl), a (tbh) began (ngl) speaking to me: "oh (tbh) the (ngl) Is (tbh time to ngl).
I finally got to the (tbh), It was (ngl), I went back home (tbhngl)

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Today i ate some (tbh) then i went to the supermarket to buy (ngl) for tonight's big (tbh), as i arrived, all of a suddent, a pack of (ngl) attacked the (tbh) place with (ngl), people ran away screaming because the (tbh) turned into (ngl), a (tbh) began (ngl) speaking to me: "oh (tbh) the (ngl) Is (tbh time to ngl).
I finally got to the (tbh), It was (ngl), I went back home (tbhngl)

Killed me this is the best

Bump

Need this to spread

Tbh