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Full list of IOIs to watch out for (according to reddit)

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Active IOIs
  • *She re-initiates conversations when you stop talking
  • *She giggles
  • *She touches you
  • *She tries to get rapport and build Comfort with you
  • *She looks back and glances at you repeatedly ever minute or so
  • *She tosses her hair (to see if you will look)
  • *If eye contact happens from a distance, she holds it for a second
  • *She smiles at you
  • *She stands nearby (proximity)
  • *She interrupts your conversation from nearby or laughs at something you said
  • *While walking by, she turns her body toward you or brushes against you
  • *She says something to her friend and they both giggle
  • *She asks you for a light or the time or in any way initiates a conversation
  • *While you're talking to her group, she is particularly talkative (to get your attention)
  • *She asks you for your name
  • *She asks you your age (make her guess)
  • *She compliments you
  • *She is playful and tries to challenge you
  • *She's disagreeing but laughing
  • *She's punching your arm but laughing
  • *She uses nicknames for you
  • *She plays with her hair while talking to you
  • *When she is sitting next to you her leg touches yours
  • *She repeatedly touches you in any way
  • *She asks if you have a girlfriend
  • *She mentions your girlfriend without knowing if you actually have one
  • *When she has to go to the bathroom, she comes back
  • *She holds eye contact for longer periods of time when she speaks with you
  • *She avoids mentioning her boyfriend
  • *If it comes up that you like somthing, she mentions that she likes it, too, or needs someone to show her how to do it
  • *When she says or does something, she looks at you to see your reaction
  • *She looks at you from the side, to hide the fact that she's looking
  • *She introduces you to friends
  • *She buys you a drink
  • *She calls you a player or a heart-breaker
  • *On her way out, she re-approaches you to tell you that she is leaving (Get her#)
  • *On your way out, she asks you where you are going (Invite her)
  • *She returns your calls
  • *She invents reasons to be near you, interact with you, or have isolation with you
Passive IOIs
  • *Her friends go (to the bathroom or bar or dancing) but she stays
  • *She moves to see you and hangs with you for extended periods
  • *If you move, she follows you or waits for you
  • *She doesn't flinch or pull back if you happen to get too close
  • *She doesn't resist when you escalate physically (or she gives token resistance to avoid feeling like a slut)

The most important IOIs to look for are:

  • *She re-initiates conversation when you stop talking
  • *She giggles
  • *She touches you
  • *She tries to get rapport and build comfort with you

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I seriously hope you are laughting at this bluepill advice as much as I am, JUST LOL

If girls are not:

-sexually assaulting you as soon as you step outside

-threatening/actively trying to commit suicide because of you

-passing out as you walk by

-falling down on their knees crying and begging you to be with them

-trying to kidnap you

-trying to rape you

-stalking you

-in general engaging in criminal behavior to be with you/get you to pay attention to them

you ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE. If the national guard/riot police does not have to be called in every time you walk outside and if you are not planning your next motorcade to the grocery store with Obama/CIA/FBI you are UGLY. DO NOT ATTEMP TO APPROACH WOMEN, DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO GO OUTSIDE.


This is what it looks like when you are attractive and go outside:

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0wccYbZYp0[/video]
 
Good list

But you should know them all naturally, which is where incels usually run into problems
 
NekoStance said:
Good list

But you should know them all naturally, which is where incels usually run into problems

A list of copes
 
Stopped reading at reddit.
 
ITT pretty much a complete list of things that never happened to me.
 
I remember telling a girl a story and she proceeded to brab my hand and show me a pic of her dog. What did that mean?
 
incelman said:
I remember telling a girl a story and she proceeded to brab my hand and show me a pic of her dog. What did that mean?

If she liked you she would have assaulted you.
 
Anon said:
If she liked you she would have assaulted you.

Guess I should kill myself
 
Anon said:
NekoStance said:
Good list
But you should know them all naturally, which is where incels usually run into problems
A list of copes
all your posts are basically cope

stupid asshole
 
NekoStance said:
all your posts are basically cope

stupid asshole

Shut the fuck up you ignorant cunt.
 
*She says something to her friend and they both giggle.

Had some nazi flashbacks when i read this.
 
Anon said:
A list of copes
There should be an upvote button, this was the funniest shit I read here so far. A list of signs that someone is attracted = cope. Start a blog dude, I'd read that.
 

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