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SuicideFuel fucking PIGEONS lifemogging me

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These truecel birds living outside of my window ,
having the time of their lives , flapping their little wings in JOY while i just sit here ,
in the cold blue light of the screen , copeing and praying for a better tomorrow .

It's not like i dont feed them enough ,
dont know what these fuckers eat but i put a bowl of oatmeal on my windowsill sometimes ,
just to show some respect for my fellow teuecels of the animal world and to make them thrive
and help take over this COLD WORLD .

They live such a weird life , co-existing with skinbags and feeding off of our wealth .
Roaming the streets and the train stations , low inhibmaxxed and without a care in the world .

I aspire to be like them someday .
In the distant future .

If i'll ever be reborn , i want to be a pigeon ngl .
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Just think about it LOGICALLY
you are being mogged by these superioir organisms and you CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
You can merely accept your fate , the curse that was placed upon you .

I pledge my Life to these majestic creatures ,
pledge my fading sanity to their noble cause .
I will serve them and be their executioner .

i will take the fucking pigeonpill
shove it down your throat til' you cant breathe
and in your last moments ,
all you'll hear is me cooing and grunting

you will beg for forgiveness ,
beg me to just grant you some final words before you embrace the soothing silence of death .
But i will just be COOING AND GRUNTING

my maniacal laughter mixing with these blessed sounds
all you will hear is

COOING AND GRUNTING

THERE IS NO ESCAPE
 
I get mogged by cockroaches
 
how to delete a Thread ?
 
Pigeons bully the hell of each other for food tbh
 
Most animals lifemog you because they have sex
 
brutal tbh every animal mog me ngl
 
@Blacktarpill look it's a thread about pigeons. You should post a pic of guest_01 in here. Btw, what do u think of op calling pigeons truecel birds?
 
i feel u, i wanna be reborn as a crow because of flying and one of the highest iq animals
 
@Blacktarpill look it's a thread about pigeons. You should post a pic of guest_01 in here. Btw, what do u think of op calling pigeons truecel birds?
Fuck OP for calling pigeons truecel.
(but not gonna post guest_01 :feelstrash:)
 
I love pigeons. Pigeons are monogamous and their females are loyal to their partners for their entire lives. Pigeon waifus are supreme waifus
 
Brutal pigeonpill
 
Everyone mogs me
 
PiGEONS? more like COPE
 
they are cute @IamJacksBrokenHeart not so much (jk)
 

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