Fuck the Mario movie

[Stupid Clown]

FUCKING CURSE THAT MOVIE! CURSE IT FOR DESTROYING MY COPIUM

Mario was MY sperg obsession. Now because of it
They ruined Donkey Kong's design

Peach is now a girl boss who will never be kidnapped again
The original voice actor left (which isn't a huge tragedy) BUT THEY REPLACED HIM WITH THIS SHIT

View: https://youtu.be/pDyHZw79zKA?si=G2dzgYWVJxym4S3e


The new games were already shit but this makes them insufferable

 

[Solid]

Issa me mario

 

[starystulejarz]

Luigi should kill them all including anyone working at Nintendo HQ.

 

[BSGMANLET]

The new va for mario sounds like he's getting pounded.

 

[reg]

I have nothing remarkable to say about the film, mostly because of its unremarkable quality. It was a blatant cash-grab, and there was no artistic vision or sensibility imbued in it.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

The original voice actor left (which isn't a huge tragedy) BUT THEY REPLACED HIM WITH THIS SHIT

View: https://youtu.be/pDyHZw79zKA?si=G2dzgYWVJxym4S3e


The new games were already shit but this makes them insufferable

don't see why nintendo can't just create an ai that perfectly mimics marios voice

 

[Dr. Autismo]

I have nothing remarkable to say about the film, mostly because of its unremarkable quality. It was a blatant cash-grab, and there was no artistic vision or sensibility imbued in it.

they only made a mario movie because they made a sonic movie

 

[Stupid Clown]

don't see why nintendo can't just create an ai that perfectly mimics marios voice

Exactly

 

[reg]

they only made a mario movie because they made a sonic movie

Both games are for children.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Both games are for children.

but mostly played by adults

 

[reg]

but mostly played by adults

Only because they’re psychologically stunted due to childhoods wasted on garish, abstract simulacrum.

 

[JKlancecaster069]

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Only because they’re psychologically stunted due to childhoods wasted on garish, abstract simulacrum.

describes me pretty perfectly

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

That film was so boring, they didn't even try to do anything worthwhile with the plot

 

[currycell900]

I always knew it was gonna be shit when they revealed soy pratt would be voicing him

 

[Regenerator]

Worst movie of 2023

 

[BlueCore]

Worst movie of 2023

Worse than Barbie?

 

[Regenerator]

Worse than Barbie?

I forgot Barbie even existed until you mentioned it jfl.

 

[BlueCore]

I forgot Barbie even existed until you mentioned it jfl.

Feminist garbage

 

[Regenerator]

Feminist garbage

Imagine actual paying money to see it

 

[BlueCore]

Imagine actual paying money to see it

 

[krieg005]

donkey kang foo

 

[littlemanhikicel]

They transform peach in mary sue

 

[Juice]

DK jungle beat was fun

 

[Juice]

The Wonder designs are permanent now