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JFL Found a way to become even more incel

Ellsworth

Ellsworth

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So this real nice guy at work invited me to go to church with him. Thing is he’s not just a normal Christian or whatever, it’s kind of a weird ass branch. I looked into it and it seems like everyone gets married young and to someone who is a member of that church. Me in my late 30s and already incel don’t need that. Hell, I can’t get a relationship now, imagine if i then eliminate 99% of the population from the dating pool and then I’m left with the fact that there are no single women my age in that church and if there are they would be very busted and probably have a ton of kids. Lol fml.
 
Going to church for foids is a meme
 
How does one reach 30 as an inkwell.
God man your life is over.
Find a righteous goal and go ER in minecraft.
 
outside chance you might score a teen tradwife, what do you have to lose
 
outside chance you might score a teen tradwife, what do you have to lose
That would be the only positive. But 1 in a million because she has dozens of younger better looking guys to choose from.
 
I hope it works out for you but ya church 'ladies' are just whores in disguise.
 
I hope it works out for you but ya church 'ladies' are just whores in disguise.
I’m not going. Not to that church anyway. And certainly not to meet women.
 
I was invited to join this weird quasi-christian group that was just recruiting on the street. It was seriously weird as fuck, since the church didn't even have a website or anything. I was sitting at a table doing my shit when out of the blue, a chad just walks up to me and starts a conversation. He was way fucking nicer than most strangers are to me, and I didn't have any friends, so it made me feel pretty nice: much so that by the time I realized he was trying to recruit people to his church, I almost considered. Didn't do it tho, bc the church is too far away to attend and I didn't have a car. Maybe it was for the best, I guess I'll never know.
 
I wish i joined the hair Krishnas back in the good old days.
 

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