Based Formula for calculating perfect age of your agematched girlfriend

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Cucks pushing their stupid formula of "half your age +7", which works only for young men, and elder men must go after roasties by it

So here, behold, is one of greatest scientific discovery, formula for calculating age of your real agematch:

m-your age
w-waifu's age

m-(m-13)=w
 
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Well looks like I gotta go JBmaxx like Mainländer @Mainländer
 
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13 year olds for everyone :feelsseriously::feelsseriously::feelsseriously::feelsseriously::feelsseriously:
 
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ReallyRice said:
13 year olds for everyone :feelsseriously::feelsseriously::feelsseriously::feelsseriously::feelsseriously:
I'm really bad at math so maybe I got it wrong, but isn't the result always 13 years less than you are, instead of always 13?

EDIT: now I solved it correctly, shit, I really suck at it.
 
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Mainländer said:
I'm really bad at math so maybe I got it wrong, but isn't the result always 13 years less than you are, instead of always 13?
It's always 13 :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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Mainländer said:
I'm really bad at math so maybe I got it wrong, but isn't the result always 13 years less than you are, instead of always 13?

Yes lol.

m - (m-13) = m - m + 13 = 0 + 13 = 13

Looks like the formula is good because you always get jbs :feelskek:
 
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ReallyRice said:
It's always 13 :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
I don't even know how I managed to get it wrong, now I understand.
 
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Mainländer said:
I don't even know how I managed to get it wrong, now I understand.

I suck at math , but this is very important formula and my waifu will be proud and Nobel price for me

110264
 
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ReallyRice said:
It's always 13 :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Well you're a ricecel, so i just gonna belive you tbh.
 
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Joelossus said:
Well you're a ricecel, so i just gonna belive you tbh.
I'm mulatto trash, actually. Don't take a low IQ nibbas word for gospel:feelstrash:
 
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I feel ashamed of myself, can't math for my life. It's over for lower than average iQcels
 
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lmao 13 for me
 
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You sneaky little bastard
 
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Napoleon de Geso said:
I suck at math , but this is very important formula and my waifu will be proud and Nobel price for me

View attachment 110264
your waifu is really cute, good choice
 
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just pedophiliamaxx bro
 
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It's always 13, that's actually really funny.
 
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Mainländer said:
I'm really bad at math so maybe I got it wrong, but isn't the result always 13 years less than you are, instead of always 13?

EDIT: now I solved it correctly, shit, I really suck at it.
Your answer is 17.
 
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13 yo. I don't think I want someone that young.
 
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Napoleon de Geso said:
Cucks pushing their stupid formula of "half your age +7", which works only for young men, and elder men must go after roasties by it

So here, behold, is one of greatest scientific discovery, formula for calculating age of your real agematch:

m-your age
w-waifu's age

m-(m-13)=w
 
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Haywire said:
you want him to go for 30 year olds?
In his case as a former sexhaver who enjoyed sex in his 20s? Yes, he should of settled when he had a wider range of options, while still being attractive to foids. He's equivalent to a postwall catlady tbh

Dont confuse yourself into believing he is one of us, because he's not.

He had his sexual desires fulfilled but he wants to continue to be a petty manchild that his time in the sun is over.

He is as entitled as a 40 yr old roastie who only wants Chad cock.
Personalityinkwell said:
What's wrong with liking 13 year olds?
Nothing

If it's within your range to attain it, go for it.

What I dont want to hear is someone being a good for nothing complaining about having nothing.
 
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pp183 @pp183 thoughts?
 
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Nice. That formula is excellent :feelsYall: . That's why I like you.
 
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You should be a maths teacher :feelsYall:
 
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I don’t want a 3D 13 year old..
 
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TheBasedCel said:
You should be a maths teacher :feelsYall:
He wouldn't be allowed to teach little femoids
 
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Osama bin laden had 17 years old wife when he was 80. Bi that formula foid 1/4 your age seem acceptable in islamic world.