Based Forgotton Saint : Caligula, the real life norwood reaper!

[Truefaitholdorder]

His eyes and temples were hollow, his forehead broad and grim, his hair thin and entirely gone on the top of his head, though his body was hairy…
Whenever he ran across handsome men with fine heads of hair, he disfigured them by having the backs of their heads shaved.

-Suetonius, Life of Caligula

 

[Hapalattocel]

Didn't he have lots of orgies?

 

[Truefaitholdorder]

Didn't he have lots of orgies?

yeah probably not an incel saint, but he was definitely a real life norwood reaper!