LifeFuel For shortcels. Old Marty Robbins song about Tallfag getting mogged by Shortcel

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Nobody knew where he came from
They only knew he came in
Slowly he walked to the end of the bar
And he ordered up one slug of gin

Well, I could see that he wasn't a large man
I could tell that he wasn't too tall
I judged him to be 'bout five-foot three
And his voice was a soft Texas drawl

Said he was needin' some wages
'Fore he could ride for the west
Said he could do most all kind of work
Said he could ride with the best

There in his blue eyes was sadness
That comes from the need of a friend
And tho' he tried, he still couldn't hide
The loneliness there, deep within

Said he would work thru the winter
For thirty a month and his board
I started to say where he might land a job
When a fellow came in thru the door

And I could tell he was lookin' for trouble
From the way that he came stompin' in
He told me to leave Shorty there by himself
Come down and wait on a man


The eyes of the little man narrowed
The smile disappeared from his face
Gone was the friendliness that I had seen
And a wild look of hate took its' place

But the big one continued to mock him
And he told me that I'd better go
Find him a couple of glasses of milk
Then maybe Shorty would grow

When the little man spoke, there was stillness
He made sure that everyone heard
Slowly he stepped away from the bar
And I still remember these words

Oh! it's plain that you're lookin' for trouble
Trouble's what I try to shun
If that's what you want, then that's what you'll get
Cause cowboy, we're both packin' guns

His hand was already positioned
Feet wide apart on the floor
I hadn't noticed but there on his hip
Was a short-barreled Bass Forty-Four

It was plain he was ready and waitin'
He leaned a bit forward and said
When you call me Shorty, say Mister, my friend
Maybe you'd rather be dead


In the room was a terrible silence
As the big one stepped out on the floor
All drinkin' stopped and the tick of the clock
Said death would wait ten seconds more

He cursed once or twice in a whisper
And he said with a snarl on his lips
Nobody's Mister to me, little man!
And he grabbed for the gun on his hips

But the little man's hands was like lightning
The Bass Forty-Four was the same
The Forty-Four spoke and it sent lead and smoke
And seventeen inches of flame

For the big one had never cleared leather
Beaten before he could start
A little round hole had appeared on his shirt
The bullet went clear thru his heart

The little man stood there a moment
Then holstered the Bass Forty-Four
It's always this way so I never stay
Slowly he walked out the door

Nobody knew where he came from
They won't forget he came by
They won't forget how a Forty-Four gun
One night made the difference in size


As for me, I'll remember the sadness
Shown in the eyes of the man
If we meet someday, you can bet I would say
That it's me, Mr. Shorty, your friend
 
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Marty Robbins was pretty cool. he had some asinine political beliefs tbh regarding things like the Vietnam war but as a singer and songwriter he was fantastic
 
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god created man sam colt made them equal
 
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There in his blue eyes was sadness
That comes from the need of a friend
And tho' he tried, he still couldn't hide
The loneliness there, deep within
Great tune with blackpilled lyrics about shortcel depression.
It's always this way so I never stay
The bullying from normies never stops no matter where we go. :feelsbadman:



Jfl at normies always saying manlets have a napoleon complex for not being pushoevers.

r/short would probably hate this song because it's not about jestermaxxing. Shorty fucked up that tallfag instead. :feelshaha:
 
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Marty Robbins is so good bro
 
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Words2_live_bye said:
Marty Robbins is so good bro
:feelsYall:out in the west Texas town in El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl

 
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Words2_live_bye said:
Rip obsidian , filled with talentless whore toilets now making garbage
 
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Had this thread bookmarked, bumping because nice song
 
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Gun cuck song.
 
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