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Experiment FOR ESCORTcels!!!! What's sex like?

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I'm actually curious what physical sex is like. Porn doesn't usually depict what actual sex looks like and I don't have any sex having friends to tell me what it's like.

So for the escort cels here who actually HAVE had sex before, what's it like? Is there build up or "foreplay". How much kissing is involved? What does she expect you to do to her, how does she experience pleasure from it, do you still continue after you cum?

It just makes me realized that even if I were given the opportunity to have sex with a hot Stacy girl, I'd probably fuck it up. Like yeah I know the dick goes in the vagina but I'm pretty sure there's a lot more that goes into sex than that
 
People who had sex no matter how it was aquired are not incels.
 
People who had sex no matter how it was aquired are not incels.
idk I feel escortcels are valid because it's literally transactional. Without paying in this instance, that whore would never fuck you in a million years. I think being an incel means you can't organically and willingly get foids to fuck you for free.

By your logic, Literally everyone on this forum could stop being an incel TONIGHT if they just went to an escort and fucked
 
idk I feel escortcels are valid because it's literally transactional. Without paying in this instance, that whore would never fuck you in a million years. I think being an incel means you can't organically and willingly get foids to fuck you for free.

By your logic, Literally everyone on this forum could stop being an incel TONIGHT if they just went to an escort and fucked
Incel means involuntary celibate, Once youve had sex, Your no longer celibate, The reason you had sex-paid or unpaid doesnt change the definition.
 
idk I feel escortcels are valid because it's literally transactional. Without paying in this instance, that whore would never fuck you in a million years. I think being an incel means you can't organically and willingly get foids to fuck you for free.

By your logic, Literally everyone on this forum could stop being an incel TONIGHT if they just went to an escort and fucked
I felt nothing.

She sucked my bbc without condom and it felt warm but thats it, I almost fell asleep and I didnt come to close to cumming.

She didnt look heavy either but when she lay on top of me she felt like the weight of a truck on me.

I asked her if my bbc was in her vagina cause I couldnt even tell
 
Incel means involuntary celibate, Once youve had sex, Your no longer celibate, The reason you had sex-paid or unpaid doesnt change the definition.
ramblings from a redditor
 
Incel means involuntary celibate, Once youve had sex, Your no longer celibate, The reason you had sex-paid or unpaid doesnt change the definition.
If that's really the definition we're using then NONE of us are incels. We're not "IN"voluntary celibate since all of us have the opportunity to fuck an escort
 
If your counterargument is "Redditor" Then you dont actually have a counter argument.
its not a counter argument

I am smart, you're retarded and thats that
 
I felt nothing.

She sucked my bbc without condom and it felt warm but thats it, I almost fell asleep and I didnt come to close to cumming.

She didnt look heavy either but when she lay on top of me she felt like the weight of a truck on me.

I asked her if my bbc was in her vagina cause I couldnt even tell
Overall was it enjoyable tho? Was it awkward?
 
Overall was it enjoyable tho? Was it awkward?
She was boring and uninterested, and yes it was awkward but no more than what is usual in my autistic life.

She asked me if she wanted to do a different position to not see my face and I tried to blackpill her by going on a autist rant about height and bones
 
She was boring and uninterested, and yes it was awkward but no more than what is usual in my autistic life.

She asked me if she wanted to do a different position to not see my face and I tried to blackpill her by going on a autist rant about height and bones
I see, overall was it worth it? Also how much did you pay? At least you can say you're not a virgin anymore
 
If that's really the definition we're using then NONE of us are incels. We're not "IN"voluntary celibate since all of us have the opportunity to fuck an escort
Being an incel means you’ve never had sex or intimate contact with a woman at all.
If you paid a sex worker and she agreed to have sex with you, that’s still consensual sex between two adults.
Once you’ve had consensual sexual contact paid or not you’re no longer an incel.
 
Being an incel means you’ve never had sex or intimate contact with a woman at all.
If you paid a sex worker and she agreed to have sex with you, that’s still consensual sex between two adults.
Once you’ve had consensual sexual contact paid or not you’re no longer an incel.
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like raw chicken breast.
also that cervix thing(end of the pussy) feels really hot(temperature wise).
 
Being an incel means you’ve never had sex or intimate contact with a woman at all.
If you paid a sex worker and she agreed to have sex with you, that’s still consensual sex between two adults.
Once you’ve had consensual sexual contact paid or not you’re no longer an incel.
I don't think "virgin" and "incel" are synonymous like you're saying. I mean, if that's true then quite literally every man on the planet is born an incel until they become sexual with a foid for the first time. I don't think it's reasonable to call a 6 year old who hasn't even hit puberty an incel.

Also you didn't really address my comment. If every single user on the forum fucked an escort tonight, would we really all stop being incels? Sounds too oversimplified
 
By your logic, Literally everyone on this forum could stop being an incel TONIGHT if they just went to an escort and fucked
This is true in theory but it's not so black and white. Even if they had the money, many on this forum couldn't get a boner with an escort due to mentalcel issues and poor health/lifestyle. Further, if your depression takes your sexual drive away then in practical terms you are an incel. But these problems can be solved with lifestyle improvements prior to escortmaxing, such as gym, martial arts, rites of passage like driving licence, TRT + viagra etc.

I became an incel when I hit puberty, at about 11 years old.

As for sex, in my experience it's life-changing but I selected an escort I really liked and she treated me incredibly well. I also didn't select her based on looks, I thought prior to meeting her that we'd be psychologically compatible. I think this is hugely important for men who feel they need some kind of emotional connection to enjoy sex, especially for one's first time.
 
like raw chicken breast.
also that cervix thing(end of the pussy) feels really hot(temperature wise).
Did you know that gypsy pussy is 3 degrees warmer than normal one, scientifically proven
 
Incel means involuntary celibate, Once youve had sex, Your no longer celibate, The reason you had sex-paid or unpaid doesnt change the definition.
you forgot about the word “involuntary”. If you have the opportunity to have sex with an escort and you refuse to do it, then by your logic you ain’t incel, since you VOLUNTARILY refuse to do it. By your logic, the only people who are incel are the ones with no access to escorts.
 
If your counterargument is "Redditor" Then you dont actually have a counter argument.
faggot used to mean bundle of sticks and the shortened version in the uk is slang for cigarettes.
Words change meaning over time and place, often slowly in subtle ways.

You must know that currently on this forum the definition of what incel means is more nuanced than the literal definition. At least to the majority of people here.
 
Incel means involuntary celibate, Once youve had sex, Your no longer celibate, The reason you had sex-paid or unpaid doesnt change the definition.
Brainlet :feelstastyman:
 
People who had sex no matter how it was aquired are not incels.
:yes:

idk I feel escortcels are valid because it's literally transactional. Without paying in this instance, that whore would never fuck you in a million years. I think being an incel means you can't organically and willingly get foids to fuck you for free.
If it's about transactional sex, then betabuxxers should be considered incels too, because they’re trading resources for access. Escorts trade sex for money, betabuxxers also trade money, time, attention etc. By that definition, many unattractive married men in history were incels too. Their wives didn’t desire them and sex was duty based.

I felt nothing.

She sucked my bbc without condom and it felt warm but thats it, I almost fell asleep and I didnt come to close to cumming.

She didnt look heavy either but when she lay on top of me she felt like the weight of a truck on me.

I asked her if my bbc was in her vagina cause I couldnt even tell
The absolute state of this forum: users casually bragging about women sucking their dicks.

Also by that logic rapists can't be incels
Yes, if you rape woman it means you're a low inhib, high T mogger and sexhaver, not an incel. historically man often used force, not desirability. Sex and marriage were enforced through power, economics, and social pressure. This whole soy concept wanting to be desired like a woman is made up by effeminate nu-males.
 
We're not "IN"voluntary celibate since all of us have the opportunity to fuck an escort
That's not true, in some places it's illegal (it's akin to saying you're incel because you wouldn't rape because you're forced to break the law to not be celibate anymore) or they simply cannot afford one considering they charge high prices and cheap ones are generally more unsafe (higher risk of STDs, her being underage or part of some syndicate) so escorts isn't for everybody.
 
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My experience was pretty similar to the Honkler. I have hired a few escorts over the years because I occasionally get so horny that I get irrational. Good whores are too expensive, so all the one's I've seen were ugly. None of them were very enjoyable, but at least they were learning experiences, the main lesson being just how far gone my porn-addicted brain is.
 
idk I feel escortcels are valid because it's literally transactional. Without paying in this instance, that whore would never fuck you in a million years. I think being an incel means you can't organically and willingly get foids to fuck you for free.

By your logic, Literally everyone on this forum could stop being an incel TONIGHT if they just went to an escort and fucked
Even if I offered to pay an escort they wouldnt fuck me I'm too subhuman
 
My experience was pretty similar to the Honkler. I have hired a few escorts over the years because I occasionally get so horny that I get irrational. Good whores are too expensive, so all the one's I've seen were ugly. None of them were very enjoyable, but at least they were learning experiences, the main lesson being just how far gone my porn-addicted brain is.
what are you learning from the prostitute?
 
idk I feel escortcels are valid because it's literally transactional. Without paying in this instance, that whore would never fuck you in a million years. I think being an incel means you can't organically and willingly get foids to fuck you for free.

By your logic, Literally everyone on this forum could stop being an incel TONIGHT if they just went to an escort and fucked
 
It's way better than masturbation + porn for many reason.

But it's also gambling unfortunatly...Sometimes it's good, sometimes almost amazing and sometimes it's a horseshit experience.

But even when it's " amazing " it's still not the full experience.

Even with bad experience i had, i still want to go back, that say a lot, even when it's a low quality experience, id'rather have that than masturbating to porn.

If only i had the money.
 
=
. I have also had sex with fat and ugly femcels before that were attracted to me and I can honestly say its just a different experience
state of this forum
 
It was kinda sucky tbh. Went at it for 2 hours and couldn't cum once. She was polite and even offered me a discount but I refused. Now my goal is to find an escort that can get me off actually. Probably go find some chick who's good at sucking and stick to shorter sessions to get an idea of how good they are. Also maybe consider bringing my own condoms as I couldn't feel shit using the condoms the last escort provided me when we had sex.
 
People who had sex no matter how it was aquired are not incels.
Could you then claim in the reverse way that everyone is volcel because sex is available if they are willing to pay?
 
I've only had sex once. Its really unfulfilling because the whore doesn't really like you.
 
Sex with a condom isn't sex, of course hookermaxxing is mediocre
 
I'm actually curious what physical sex is like. Porn doesn't usually depict what actual sex looks like
Yes it does.

So for the escort cels here who actually HAVE had sex before, what's it like?
Mediocre, because there is never love or even attraction behind it from the escort's perspective.

Is there build up or "foreplay". How much kissing is involved?
If she allows it or is willing for the girlfriend experience, yes.

What does she expect you to do to her, how does she experience pleasure from it, do you still continue after you cum?
She expects you to finish and pay as soon as possible. She may pretend to experience a certain form of pleasure from the act, if she's good at faking it, she may even be able to deceive you.
Most go to the bathroom immediately after you cum.

It just makes me realized that even if I were given the opportunity to have sex with a hot Stacy girl, I'd probably fuck it up. Like yeah I know the dick goes in the vagina but I'm pretty sure there's a lot more that goes into sex than that
It's just all artificial. Don't get me wrong, some escortcelling experiences of mine were quite good, some were mediocre and some pure shit, just like somebody else above me already said. Try it once.

You want to know what it will likely do to you? It will stop you idealizing sex to a certain extent, which is a good thing.
But physically it can be enjoyable too, if the escort shows at least a semblance of professionalism

 
Also maybe consider bringing my own condoms as I couldn't feel shit using the condoms the last escort provided me when we had sex.
they don't allow that
 
they don't allow that
Depends on the escort I think. I rather not subject myself to lame sex again that I have to pay for no less. Probably will just get them to order them for me and I can reimburse them for the cost that way they know I haven't tampered with them in any way.
 

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