Psychonaut
Suicidal drunkcel
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- Nov 22, 2018
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So my dumb ass went to Walmart today. Had to stock up on ramen noodles and some veggies.
I found my food pretty quickly and went to go check out. Got in the self checkout line because it's easier to deal with a machine than a person.
I'm next in line, prepared to find a machine and check out when this fucking foid shows up and grunts "I can take you here."
She legit death glares at me the whole time she's checking out my items. I swear foids can sense when you're stressed.
She grunts at me the total amount of money due and grunts the amount of change without looking at me.
Then guess who's next for the foid to check out? This chadlite redneck dude.
And she's chatting him up, being like "Good evening, sir" and all that shit. With a smile on her face.
Proof that foids just care about looks. I wanna rope.
I found my food pretty quickly and went to go check out. Got in the self checkout line because it's easier to deal with a machine than a person.
I'm next in line, prepared to find a machine and check out when this fucking foid shows up and grunts "I can take you here."
She legit death glares at me the whole time she's checking out my items. I swear foids can sense when you're stressed.
She grunts at me the total amount of money due and grunts the amount of change without looking at me.
Then guess who's next for the foid to check out? This chadlite redneck dude.
And she's chatting him up, being like "Good evening, sir" and all that shit. With a smile on her face.
Proof that foids just care about looks. I wanna rope.