Florida Man Sodomizes Pink Flamingo to Death

[Thalinor]

Lost like we lost another member… see you ladies you missed out, it says he has a big dick.


https://notallowedto.com/florida-man-sodomizes-pink-flamingo-to-death/


Tampa Bay, FL | A 22-year-old man has been arrested this morning after he allegedly proceeded to sexually assault a pink flamingo in front of horrified bystanders.

Shocked witnesses saw Eduardo Jose Raphael Sanchez, 23, drop down his pants and jump into the flamingo pen before capturing Skittles, an 8-year-old male flamingo, and attempting to perform anal sex on the poor animal.

“My 4-year-old pulled on my shirt pointing to the man saying: Mommy! Mommy! Look at that man, he’s riding the flamingo!” reported one eyewitness.

“Kids started crying all over the place, there must’ve been at least 40 people watching the scene,” one woman told reporters.”

“The guy then screamed out like he had just had an orgasm and then just threw the bird on the side and put his pants back on like it was totally normal, like he had done this every single day of his life,” said another.”

Although the offender was rapidly apprehended by Busch Garden security agents, the damage to the animal had already been done as it died of internal bleeding hours later.

“The hemorrhaging was impossible to stop. The animal could not withstand such a large object tearing up its anal cavity,” Busch Garden veterinarian Allan Thompson explained.

I can’t stop laughing at how fucked up this world has become.
Happy Friday and try not to fuck any poultry this weekend my fellow incels.​

 

[NihilisticSoul]

Absolute state of America

 

[Immolator]

El ogro más horny de america

 

[Robb97]