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First therapy session actually worked.

VincentVanCope

VincentVanCope

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Well guys, I think it’s time I said goodbye.

You see, my therapy session this morning was a huge success. I was sceptical at first but the woman talking to me really changed my life.

I could feel the changes within minutes of talking about my problems. Legit. I started speaking and BOOM, I sprouted the most DOM jaw in existence. 5 minutes later and BOOM, my nose shrank and straightened. After an hour I practically looked like Gandy himself. This evening randoms started messaging me on Facebook, and I won the lottery.

So there you go. My life is fixed forever. Bye guys.
 
You got me there for a second.
 
Did your height increase to 7ft
 
Yes. Therapy is magic. I'm only three sessions in and I already can fly like a dragon.
 
Wow, therapy really works. I heard an ugly manlet went to a very good therapist once and after an hour of CBT, he had hunter eyes and had grown to 6’4.
 
The female therapist had sex with me so I'm cured.
 
Therapy can be helpful, not for improving your life necessarily but for clarifying your inner world and properly expressing your thoughts. I wouldn't bother if it isn't covered by your insurance though.
 
jackbud said:
Therapy can be helpful, not for improving your life necessarily but for clarifying your inner world and properly expressing your thoughts. I wouldn't bother if it isn't covered by your insurance though.

If I expressed my honest thoughts then I would be admitted to a mental hospital.
 
Now you only need to shower to be 6'4
 
Kointo said:
If I expressed my honest thoughts then I would be admitted to a mental hospital.

That's a fair point. I'm seeing a therapist soon for the first time in a while and I'm gonna have to be conscious about this
 
jackbud said:
Kointo said:
If I expressed my honest thoughts then I would be admitted to a mental hospital.
That's a fair point. I'm seeing a therapist soon for the first time in a while and I'm gonna have to be conscious about this
don't mention this place or use any psl/redpill terminology
 
is this real or fake. pls respond
 
Get a haircut, and your eyes should become positive canthal tilted within a few hours.
 
It just works

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