VincentVanCope
M̶e̶n̶t̶a̶l̶c̶e̶l̶ Mentally ill Truecel
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- Nov 8, 2017
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Well guys, I think it’s time I said goodbye.
You see, my therapy session this morning was a huge success. I was sceptical at first but the woman talking to me really changed my life.
I could feel the changes within minutes of talking about my problems. Legit. I started speaking and BOOM, I sprouted the most DOM jaw in existence. 5 minutes later and BOOM, my nose shrank and straightened. After an hour I practically looked like Gandy himself. This evening randoms started messaging me on Facebook, and I won the lottery.
So there you go. My life is fixed forever. Bye guys.
You see, my therapy session this morning was a huge success. I was sceptical at first but the woman talking to me really changed my life.
I could feel the changes within minutes of talking about my problems. Legit. I started speaking and BOOM, I sprouted the most DOM jaw in existence. 5 minutes later and BOOM, my nose shrank and straightened. After an hour I practically looked like Gandy himself. This evening randoms started messaging me on Facebook, and I won the lottery.
So there you go. My life is fixed forever. Bye guys.