- and he says, “Those damn pedestrians need to learn how to use a sidewalk”.
You guys - Alek Minassian was born on November 3rd… his birthday is in two days. 
View: https://youtu.be/ubEwaITzTKc
View: https://youtu.be/ubEwaITzTKc
- and he says, “If any of you ladies need a designated driver - my van is parked outside”.
It's flawed...
It should be...
"Alex Minassian drives into a bar..."
It should be...
"Alex Minassian drives into a bar..."
Wrong: he drives into a bar
- and he says, “you will not believe the traffic I had to fight to get here before Happy Hour ended”.
“People need to learn how to use a sidewalk - I almost popped a tire running one over while driving here.”
- and he says, “Traffic in Toronto is terrible - stacies keep jumping in front of my van while I’m driving.”
- and he says, “Shit, I was looking for a sorority house - and I got lost.”
I hate him. If it wasn't for him and his retarded larp post no one would care about incels.
Incels are the new nigger/boogeymen that everything bad that occurs will now be blamed on.
“Children, I’m a cuck public school elementary school teacher, and I want you to know - incels were behind 9/11.”If a normie can’t find their keys in the morning - it’s an incel’s fault.
You know it's over when your last name ends with asian
You guys - Alek Minassian was born on November 3rd… his birthday is in two days.
View: https://youtu.be/ubEwaITzTKc
“Out of the 10 victims 8 of them were (foids)”…
You guys - Alek Minassian was born on November 3rd… his birthday is in two days.
View: https://youtu.be/ubEwaITzTKc
The interview he had was funny asf. This guy's a huge troll tbh.
It was funny, but in a tragic way.
Kek
And he ordered a beer.
- and the guy sitting next to him ask,”Hey pal - why are you covered in blood?”.
Normies must be chemically castrated and be publicly tortured in normie concentration camps
This.
You guys - Alek Minassian was born on November 3rd… his birthday is in two days.
View: https://youtu.be/ubEwaITzTKc
“I feel like I accomplished my mission.”
...and orders a vanilla martini.
- and he says, “None of you will have to put more money into the meter - a couple foids already paid the bill”.
xDD
Does ChatGPT do jokes? Could ask it to finish the joke for you.
Imo it would be better as: "Alek Minassian drives into a bar"
That made me slap my knee.Imo it would be better as: "Alek Minassian drives into a bar"
• and he says, “A couple foids won’t be showing up to yoga class tomorrow - that’s for sure”.
One foid dropped her avocado toast, as she got ran over.
L
and spoke to sgt 4chan while having a beer
- and he says, “I think the brakes went out on my van - I kept trying to avoid hitting light poles, and I kept hitting foids”.
He wouldn't walk in
he'd drive in
also, he was not an incel
he'd drive in
also, he was not an incel
- and he says, “I think my headlights are not working - foids can’t seem to see me while I’m driving”.
What do you call Alek Minassian holding a camera? - A Drive-In movie.
And walks out with a body count of 11
- and he says, “If the Toronto Maple Leafs lose tonight - I’m going to go ER”.
- and he says, “I lost count of the number of foids I hit - a fat one clogged up my windshield”.
Typed it in for you:
Alek Minassian walks into a bar and says, "I'm here to mow down some shots, just like I did with those pedestrians."
- and he says, “Parking was so hard to find - I had to circle the block four times looking for stacies”.
- and he says, “ Foids are so fat - there isn’t enough room on the sidewalk for me to pass”.
- and he says, “The word “ass” is in my last name - you know I never stood a chance”.
- and he says, “It’s Mother’s Day - so, I decided it would be the best day to go for a drive”.
- and he says, “I thought the valet attendant wasn’t coming back with my van - I got so nervous I ran over 8 foids trying to get in here”.
- and he says, “Those foids outside couldn’t reject my van”.
- and he says, “I was trying just to hit stacies. - but, there was a chad walking with his gf so he got it too”.
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