Finally worked out the Time and Method of my Suicide

[Fuckmyexistence]

after a brief discussion with myself, i finally worked out how and when im gonna end it all. 

date: march 1st 2018

method: hanging

im not afraid of death, in fact, i seem to want it more now than ever before. any suggestions for a better way to end it are welcome, id have preferred to have just shot myself but there's no way to get a gun here in the UK.

On my final day ill post all my info, so you can look it up yourself to see i really did it. im going to try to live my life to the fullest in my final month here on this earth, im gonna get high, drunk, ill fucking go crazy, im going to aggressively pursue women until one fucks me, im not horrendously ugly so my (chadlite) friend, who i said i dont talk to, but ill find a way to get him to help me, will help me find someone, i assume he'd be the only person thats not family who'd genuinely feel sad for my death, it'd also be nice if i didnt die a virgin.

and to all you sceptics out there, no, i dont want to die because ive been rejected countless times, or that no one cares about me, or that my dad died a few years ago, its none of those things, or maybe all of those things, the fuck do i know anymore.

Dont worry guys ill keep you all posted. goodbye and god bless.

 

[Jockcel]

Nose dive from a really tall place is the least painful method of suicide I know of.

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

Nose dive from a really tall place is the least painful method of suicide I know of.

nah i dont want to cause a massive public scene, dont want too many people looking at my body, ik ill be dead and all, but still.

 

[z2020]

This is more depressing since it sounds like you have a chance to escape inceldom (looks aren't your issue). In your case, go see a therapist.

Also, hanging is painful and a lot can go wrong. Not many of us are afraid of dying, it's the suffering we want to avoid whilst going through with it.

 

[Deleted member 2901]

Based.

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

This is more depressing since it sounds like you have a chance to escape inceldom (looks aren't your issue). In your case, go see a therapist.

always have been more of a mentalcel, ive struggled with depression for many years now, im only on this site not because i feel like id die a virgin but because im unable to socialise and make friends, when i see smaller and uglier guys than me talking to girls and shit while im there alone, its real suifuel, ive realised that what a lot of you guys say isnt entirely true, girls just want to be around a guy thats actually sociable, aka not me. either way idc anymore ive made my choice i hate virtually everyone so fuck it. im also not afraid of a little bit of pain, i know its only a couple of minutes of suffering before i get what i want.

 

[AsiaCel]

At least be a hero, if not a hero at least suicide in front of people in public to give the world a last "fuck you". At least this will give some kids some scare before going to the another side.

PS:Just realized you live in the UK, any means of going ER will result in lifetime imprisonment (since no guns). If you can't be a hero, suicide publicly.

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

At least be a hero, if not a hero at least suicide in front of people in public to give the world a last "fuck you". At least give some kids some scare before going to the another side.

i cant bring myself to kill anyone, there are people i hate but i dont really want them to die, instead ill just mention them negatively in my note in hopes they'll face some repercussions.

 

[AsiaCel]

i cant bring myself to kill anyone, there are people i hate but i dont really want them to die, instead ill just mention them negatively in my note in hopes they'll face some repercussions.

Oh well, still you should die publicly in a way lots of people will witness it, and make sure to post your manifesto in all of your media and carry a USB while dying or something so you get some fame and can spread your notes(instead of being one of the many no-name suicides)

 

[CopingGymcel]

I'm not going to tell you to not do it or do it, that's up to you.

If you are going to do it, make sure that nobody will find you and interrupt it, because when you cut oxygen to the brain for multiple seconds or minutes, you WILL BECOME RETARDED, and you do not want that, because the blue pilled people around you won't have it in them to end it for you.

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

Oh well, still you should die publicly in a way lots of people will witness it, and make sure to post your manifesto in all of your media and carry a USB while dying or something so you get some fame and can spread your notes(instead of being one of the many no-name suicides)

no i dont want anyone to look at my corpse, i dont want to end up on some gore site or some shit where sick fucks will take pleasure in seeing my death.

 

[Incel_Dikshit]

Lol after that harvey incident i dont believe no one here. Unless youre going to give us some eal truth that day.

 

[Akarin]

29 days before I tie the noose

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

Lol after that harvey incident i dont believe no one here. Unless youre going to give us some eal truth that day.

i said in the post ill give all my info such as my name, DOB and my specific area where you should find at least the local newspapers reporting on it

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29 days before I tie the noose

what are you committing as well then?

 

[ropetomorrow]

pick up a pack a day smoking habit boyo
you will want to live just for that next drag

 

[Recon9]

At least be a hero, if not a hero at least suicide in front of people in public to give the world a last "fuck you". At least give some kids some scare before going to the another side.

i cant bring myself to kill anyone, there are people i hate but i dont really want them to die, instead ill just mention them negatively in my note in hopes they'll face some repercussions.

They'll just laugh and call you autistic, don't mention them in a suicide note unless you plan to ER, because otherwise ain't nobody gonna read that shit

 

[Deleted member 236]

Good luck.

 

[Kointo1]

Good luck, and don't pull a Harvey.

 

[LuckyStrike]

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[DankIncel]

The rope seems like the least painful option.
Not sure if you are going to pull a Harvey on us or not. But anyway good luck out there Brethren! I hope you get laid! Would be great to penetrate some puss in your last month.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Why not CO instead of hanging?

 

[justforlulzandkeks]

Look into nembutal or inert gas asphyxiation

 

[blackpill_incel]

Lol after that harvey incident i dont believe no one here. Unless youre going to give us some eal truth that day.

Same here. More bitchy fakecels thinking they'll get some traction here by threatening suicide. YOU HAVE TO TRULY DEVOTE YOURSELF TO INCELDOM

 

[cow]

Good luck! You've got nothing to lose so live this month to the fullest

 

[QuantumDummy]

How would you do it, hypothetically speaking?

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

Same here. More bitchy fakecels thinking they'll get some traction here by threatening suicide. YOU HAVE TO TRULY DEVOTE YOURSELF TO INCELDOM

lmao i never really considered myself a truecel, im just a hardcore socially anxious mentalcel.

 

[blackpill_incel]

lmao i never really considered myself a truecel, im just a hardcore socially anxious mentalcel.

So you have hope but want to kill yourself...
The fuck is wrong with you boy? Get mental help and leave here. Ffs

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

How would you do it, hypothetically speaking?

im going to use a rope that ive kept for a while, theres a tree in my garden with a perfectly strong branch that'll carry my weight, i've learnt how to tie a noose.

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So you have hope but want to kill yourself...
The fuck is wrong with you boy? Get mental help and leave here. Ffs

check my last post on here and read most of the replies, i go why im doing this in good detail.

 

[blackpill_incel]

im going to use a rope that ive kept for a while, theres a tree in my garden with a perfectly strong branch that'll carry my weight, i've learnt how to tie a noose.

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check my last post on here and read most of the replies, i go why im doing this in good detail.

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What because you don't want to leave the basement? Lol @ isolating yourself

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

What because you don't want to leave the basement? Lol @ isolating yourself

i dont have a basement and ive tried to join a fucktonne of social circles, no one wants me, even the squad full of ugly losers wont take me, but it doesnt matter since im gonna beat the living shit out of all of them since i have nothing to lose now.

 

[blackpill_incel]

im gonna beat the living shit out of all of them since i have nothing to lose now.

Good on you

 

[QuantumDummy]

im going to use a rope that ive kept for a while, theres a tree in my garden with a perfectly strong branch that'll carry my weight, i've learnt how to tie a noose.

If I was ever seriously considering suicide, I'd probably go with carbon monoxide. Not giving you any ideas, as I don't encourage it.