D. B. Gooner
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Was sitting at the park alone when a cat just crawled into my lap, out of everyone in the park, and laid there asleep for 30mins. Never glanced at it, it just chose me. I didn't even acknowledge it other than asking it where it's real family was once, because apparently I'm one of those people who talks to animals now. Then a middle aged lady walked by and said "They know how to detect the good ones". NPCs always say the most retarded shit.
It must be all the raw meat I eat, I am radiating natural energy.
In the past I've made a weird thread about hating friendly animals because they give you a glimpse of what having connections would be like, yet it doesn't matter because they're just not human, essentially blueballing you.
I've grown resentful of dogs
As a child I used to adore dogs. They were friendly and it felt nice to look at them for the most part. I never had to be scared of interacting with a dog, they don't judge. The older I got the more this admiration faded, and now the very sight of dogs angers me. I hate them because they're not...
incels.is
This cat is no less incel then I am. It lives alone in the park, survives off of losers feeding it slop. Just like I have no human connections, this cat has no cat connections. It's so desperate to the point of begging a human like me for compassion. I neither pet him nor bothered him, just let him sleep there, so as to not blueball him, he should know I'm not gonna adopt him and go and search for a female cat instead.
Maybe one day a virgin woman will crawl into my lap in the middle of the park. The warmth of the cats body in my lap made me think of having your love or your baby sleeping in your arms, and it made me a little sad.





