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Was sitting at the park alone when a cat just crawled into my lap, out of everyone in the park, and laid there asleep for 30mins. Never glanced at it, it just chose me. I didn't even acknowledge it other than asking it where it's real family was once, because apparently I'm one of those people who talks to animals now. Then a middle aged lady walked by and said "They know how to detect the good ones". NPCs always say the most retarded shit.

It must be all the raw meat I eat, I am radiating natural energy.

In the past I've made a weird thread about hating friendly animals because they give you a glimpse of what having connections would be like, yet it doesn't matter because they're just not human, essentially blueballing you.
But I was a little harsh. It's the owners that I hate, the pets I only pity.

This cat is no less incel then I am. It lives alone in the park, survives off of losers feeding it slop. Just like I have no human connections, this cat has no cat connections. It's so desperate to the point of begging a human like me for compassion. I neither pet him nor bothered him, just let him sleep there, so as to not blueball him, he should know I'm not gonna adopt him and go and search for a female cat instead.

Maybe one day a virgin woman will crawl into my lap in the middle of the park. The warmth of the cats body in my lap made me think of having your love or your baby sleeping in your arms, and it made me a little sad.
 
moga me, cats run away when I get near them
 
Cats in my town really like me a lot too

 
The old foid is at least right about that. They do know who is good and who isn't. They can sense it.
Cats are much smarter than dogs when it comes to this.

I am a catcel and I've had and met several cats iny life.

You are a good dude, and the cat signals that.

Dogs are shit as they normally consider every human to be good. They have this slave mind
They suck and they fuck our foids.
Dogs should be erased altogether.
 
Cats in my town really like me a lot too

Cause you're a good man.
 
The old foid is at least right about that. They do know who is good and who isn't. They can sense it.
Cats are much smarter than dogs when it comes to this.

I am a catcel and I've had and met several cats iny life.

You are a good dude, and the cat signals that.

Dogs are shit as they normally consider every human to be good. They have this slave mind
They suck and they fuck our foids.
Dogs should be erased altogether.
Dogs are barking idiots who growl at everything that moves.
 
You are a good dude, and the cat signals that.
That would imply cats have moral codes. I am not a good dude, nor believe that such a thing exists. Maybe I'm not a fake dude and that's what it sensed.
 
That would imply cats have moral codes. I am not a good dude, nor believe that such a thing exists. Maybe I'm not a fake dude and that's what it sensed.
Yeah, you are good and you are friendly towards it. It sensed that
 
Then a middle aged lady walked by and said "They know how to detect the good ones". NPCs always say the most retarded shit.
Why dont you just accept the compliment, there was clearly no negative intention of her
 
a middle aged lady walked by and said "They know how to detect the good ones"
I think it's true, animals sense that you have no ill intentions, and that they can be safe with you. Foids are the opposite, they are attracted to thugs who will abuse them.
 
Cats are great cope
 
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Was sitting at the park alone when a cat just crawled into my lap, out of everyone in the park, and laid there asleep for 30mins. Never glanced at it, it just chose me. I didn't even acknowledge it other than asking it where it's real family was once, because apparently I'm one of those people who talks to animals now. Then a middle aged lady walked by and said "They know how to detect the good ones". NPCs always say the most retarded shit.

It must be all the raw meat I eat, I am radiating natural energy.

In the past I've made a weird thread about hating friendly animals because they give you a glimpse of what having connections would be like, yet it doesn't matter because they're just not human, essentially blueballing you.
But I was a little harsh. It's the owners that I hate, the pets I only pity.

This cat is no less incel then I am. It lives alone in the park, survives off of losers feeding it slop. Just like I have no human connections, this cat has no cat connections. It's so desperate to the point of begging a human like me for compassion. I neither pet him nor bothered him, just let him sleep there, so as to not blueball him, he should know I'm not gonna adopt him and go and search for a female cat instead.

Maybe one day a virgin woman will crawl into my lap in the middle of the park. The warmth of the cats body in my lap made me think of having your love or your baby sleeping in your arms, and it made me a little sad.
Slayer
 
Moggers like OP gets cats easily walk to him while he doesnt appreciate it, meanwhile kitty cats never approch me:lasereyes::lasereyes::lasereyes::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:
Happens to me too, I also want cats to touch me but they run away instead :fuk:
 
Why dont you just accept the compliment, there was clearly no negative intention of her
Because I hate that kind of talk. To average people good = obedient/reserved/doormat. To me good only means true to ones self, open book, non-conformist, and those people are often criminals and dubbed bad or insane.
 
Because I hate that kind of talk. To average people good = obedient/reserved/doormat. To me good only means true to ones self, open book, non-conformist, and those people are often criminals and dubbed bad or insane.
Guga Autistic mindset and im saying that as an autist myself
 
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Was sitting at the park alone when a cat just crawled into my lap, out of everyone in the park, and laid there asleep for 30mins. Never glanced at it, it just chose me. I didn't even acknowledge it other than asking it where it's real family was once, because apparently I'm one of those people who talks to animals now. Then a middle aged lady walked by and said "They know how to detect the good ones". NPCs always say the most retarded shit.

It must be all the raw meat I eat, I am radiating natural energy.

In the past I've made a weird thread about hating friendly animals because they give you a glimpse of what having connections would be like, yet it doesn't matter because they're just not human, essentially blueballing you.
But I was a little harsh. It's the owners that I hate, the pets I only pity.

This cat is no less incel then I am. It lives alone in the park, survives off of losers feeding it slop. Just like I have no human connections, this cat has no cat connections. It's so desperate to the point of begging a human like me for compassion. I neither pet him nor bothered him, just let him sleep there, so as to not blueball him, he should know I'm not gonna adopt him and go and search for a female cat instead.

Maybe one day a virgin woman will crawl into my lap in the middle of the park. The warmth of the cats body in my lap made me think of having your love or your baby sleeping in your arms, and it made me a little sad.
cats are based animals
 
I have a cats!
 

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