Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

finally got a job

Ernst22

Ernst22

gymmaxxed and still couldn't get laid
★★★★★
Joined
Feb 1, 2024
Posts
1,464
after looking for a month or two I finally got a job! I start training some time this week. pay is bi-weekly so my first check will arrive in March 10, kinda far off but by the end of march I'll finally have the money to buy the onahole I want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Congrats.
What kind of job is it?
 
Brutal

Well, still better than nothing i guess
on paper it's actually pretty good. no female manager to play social games on you and I start work at 11 AM. I just hope they don't send me to deliver in the city
 
on paper it's actually pretty good. no female manager to play social games on you and I start work at 11 AM. I just hope they don't send me to deliver in the city
I've heard amazon were pushing workers rights well beyond acceptable limits tho
Maybe it's different for drivers idk
 
I've heard amazon were pushing workers rights well beyond acceptable limits tho
Maybe it's different for drivers idk
nah they're doing it to drivers too. drivers deliver at any time in any weather. there's multiple news stories about drivers being shot because they got sent to deliver in the ghetto at night and you have to pee in bottles to make your quota.
at the very least training alone will net me $400. just $100 shy of what the onahole I want costs with shipping.
 
nah they're doing it to drivers too. drivers deliver at any time in any weather. there's multiple news stories about drivers being shot because they got sent to deliver in the ghetto at night and you have to pee in bottles to make your quota.
at the very least training alone will net me $400. just $100 shy of what the onahole I want costs with shipping.
$400 a month?
Yeah they're just enslaving you
 
after looking for a month or two I finally got a job! I start training some time this week. pay is bi-weekly so my first check will arrive in March 10, kinda far off but by the end of march I'll finally have the money to buy the onahole I want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice I wish I could get hired do they do Drug tests at Amazon? Cause I will fail thc
 
That’s illegal unless your only working for small hours
The thing is that big companies like amazon don't give a shit about human rights as a whole, and they're rich enough to surpass any government law
 
$400 a month?
Yeah they're just enslaving you
That’s illegal unless your only working for small hours
$400 for training. training is 3 days, 8 hours each day.
24 hours at $18 an hour is $432
Nice I wish I could get hired do they do Drug tests at Amazon? Cause I will fail thc
yeah they send you to do a drug test on the same day they notify you so you can't flush it out of your system, I heard they ignore thc though but they also ban you from working for them if you failed a drug test in the last 7 years so idk if I'd risk it
 
$400 for training. training is 3 days, 8 hours each day.
24 hours at $18 an hour is $432
$400 for 3 days is much nicer then
 
$400 for training. training is 3 days, 8 hours each day.
24 hours at $18 an hour is $432

yeah they send you to do a drug test on the same day they notify you so you can't flush it out of your system, I heard they ignore thc though but they also ban you from working for them if you failed a drug test in the last 7 years so idk if I'd risk it
Nah I never did one before
 
$400 for 3 days is much nicer then
it is, we'll see how much uncle sam needs for dem programs. my uncle is a single male and takes home $700 out of his $1200 pre-tax check
 
Nah I never did one before
you could apply and just shoot the shit during training since you don't actually do anything for a week. I heard people would do that for the warehouse and basically got a week's pay for doing nothing
 
Congrats
Never neglect finances
 

Similar threads

stephan
Replies
18
Views
370
Shaktiman
Shaktiman
NT_huntER
Replies
42
Views
809
koala53
koala53
MaldireMan0077
Replies
15
Views
357
MaldireMan0077
MaldireMan0077
gymletethnicel
Replies
24
Views
466
Based NaziCel
Based NaziCel
TheTroonAnnihilator
Replies
60
Views
1K
worthlessloser26
W

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top