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LDAR (Fictional game) zombie IT are coming to kill you, you can only choose 3 whomst've will defend you

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(Zombie) IT are putting nintendo switches in bags, sharpening their katanas, etc. You may only rely on three (3) forum members to defend you against the attacks. You can give only one of them a small weapon to start with, and the other two can't bring their own weapons. The IT zombies will be equipped with everything from nintendo switch in a bag (wielded as a flail) to bunker buster bombs. You will be hunted for one month's time unless all attackers (around 200) are neutralized before this point, or you get defeated by the zombies. You can choose between starting in a city or in the countryside and you can choose location specifics. If one or more companions survive, but you die, it counts as a loss. IT (who became zombies from an STD) will behave as normal people for once, except for the fact that they want to eat your inkel brains after they kill you!

If you want, you may replace two forum members with one anime character/movie character/etc (within reason, not Superman or something).

Either just post your choices, reasons, and speculate about how and if you'd be able to defend yourself. OR, post your choices and have me dungeon master the zombie attacks and you then have to think of ways to defend yourself against the specific attacks. You can also ask questions about the rules that I didn't cover.
 
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@Mrocznykichajnik @Animecel2D @Sewer Sloth we must fight them together, sewercels assemble
 
Based. IT aren't human.
 
IT aren't human.
These are zombies, they were infected via an STD that turned them into zombies (so they're not humans). Only incels are safe from the virus because we don't have sex.
 
@Mrocznykichajnik @Animecel2D @Sewer Sloth we must fight them together, sewercels assemble
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Personally I choose @Grodd, @The Judge, and @Pancakecel.
 
@zd60 @Paladin @TooSomething
 
@unionistcel @Pancakecel @glutty
 
Revive me bro i have the raygun!
 
@Animecel2D will mamudoon and megidoloan their asses
 
i'd take virtually any frequent gore thread poster with me cuz they wouldnt be avert to violence :bigbrain:
also gymcels could be a good idea
me personally im a little bit of both. put me in coach
 
IT are weak trannies pick any 3 and we would win
 
IT are weak trannies pick any 3 and we would win
:yes:
Any of us could strengthmog an IT user, even me who has barely been to gym.
 

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