JFL Father said I was attractive yesterday

[watcher]

I was talking about my college presentations (they have to be online because of the lockdown) normally I would've just kept him out of this (he is a piece of shit, might make a more detailed thread about this in the future) but I needed his help with one of the presentations (I have no mic) and he told me he was reading some psychology book and it talked about first impressions, and how much of an advantage I would have because I was... "young, attractive and not fat"

All I could do was say "Hmmm!" with a smile on my face, my mom chuckled. lmao nothing says "attractive" like being a 29 year old KHV who make women laugh at the thought of dating me.

By the way he keeps bothering me with self-help bullshit telling me its all about practice and shit for public speaking when its just awful for me. He keeps getting louder and louder as I disagree with him so I just pretend to agree with him and leave back to my room so he can shut the fuck up.

 

[THE TRUE HONKLER]

faggot brag post ngl

 

[Tenshi]

maybe in 1971

 

[Uglychincel]

29 and still in college? brutal tbh, did you start late? or are you getting Masters/Phd?

 

[Deleted member 22801]

Oh yeah, my mum and some of my aunts says I'm attractive. Facts says otherwise. So typical.

 

[THE TRUE HONKLER]

29 and still in college? brutal tbh, did you start late? or are you getting Masters/Phd?

I knew some 32-35 year old guy in my class jfl, i think we were the only cels in there

 

[watcher]

29 and still in college? brutal tbh, did you start late? or are you getting Masters/Phd?

I was "following my dreams" and all that dumb shit when I entered, now I am too close to getting the degree to quit

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

29 year old KHV who make women laugh at the thought of dating me.

KHV?
Which means you got a hug or hand holding

 

[gigacel123]

KEK nothing is funnier (and sadder) then when a parent tells their ugly child they're handsome.

 

[The Zulfigar]

29 and still in college? brutal tbh, did you start late? or are you getting Masters/Phd?

Jfl. When I went to the uni for the first year, I had a 23 yo guy in my group. It was nice talking to him ngl, we would play pubg on boring classes. Unfortunately, he dropoutmaxxed

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

faggot brag post ngl

 

[Ika-Sama]

KHV?
Which means you got a hug or hand holding

Does getting a hug oneself a fakecel? Like, what if it's your Grandma or your mom, or better yet a platonic female friend?

 

[MaxZM98]

29 oof that's really rough..but in a few years I will be in the same boat.

my mother does this too. it pisses me off.

 

[TallCelFag]

My mother does that too but I know it’s just bullshit

 

[Deleted member 1983]

khhv and delusonal parents, name a better combo

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Does getting a hug oneself a fakecel? Like platonic female friend?

 

[Ika-Sama]

Yes, Platonic - Meaning no sexual interest.

 

[watcher]

KHV?
Which means you got a hug or hand holding

Hug

Does getting a hug oneself a fakecel? Like, what if it's your Grandma or your mom, or better yet a platonic female friend?

lol most of the time girls avoid hugging me. But getting at least one hug is perfectly possible (especially if you are the one trying to hug them)

 

[FullTimeLoser]

My dad was always honest. He'd always tell me "look at you. look at your face" was what he'd always say when he was frustrated with me. he'd say it with disgust.

Mom always told me I was handsome tho, but she'd literally use me being short as an example of why I'm more handsome than my tall brothers. full of shit.

 

[TaiLung]

but she'd literally use me being short as an example of why I'm more handsome than my tall brothers. full of shit.

 

[Speedloader]

My dad was always honest. He'd always tell me "look at you. look at your face" was what he'd always say when he was frustrated with me. he'd say it with disgust.

Mom always told me I was handsome tho, but she'd literally use me being short as an example of why I'm more handsome than my tall brothers. full of shit.

Have you ever thought of beAting up your father (un roblox)?

 

[FullTimeLoser]

Have you ever thought of beAting up your father (un roblox)?

Nah I respect him too much, plus he was actually right about me.

 

[BPincelien941]

Oh yeah, my mum and some of my aunts says I'm attractive. Facts says otherwise. So typical.

tbh ngfl

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

faggot brag post ngl

JFL

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Should have said “keeping coping dad”

 

[Sad_Eunuch]

Good luck with your presentation. Your dad's retarded, it's not all about practice for some of us. I've been forced to regularly give presentations at work for years and every time it's still a 50/50 chance whether I keep it together or not.

 

[Diocel]

My dad told me that im ugly and i don't look like him.

 

[watcher]

Good luck with your presentation. Your dad's retarded, it's not all about practice for some of us. I've been forced to regularly give presentations at work for years and every time it's still a 50/50 chance whether I keep it together or not.

My chance is 0 unless I use medication to reduce adrenaline and even that does not work every time

 

[Greyjediincel]

My dad told me that im ugly and i don't look like him.

Good chance you're someone else's kid anyway. Maybe your mom fucked some ogre with a jank face and you inherited her size?

 

[stravinsky]

faggot brag

 

[Diocel]

Good chance you're someone else's kid anyway. Maybe your mom fucked some ogre with a jank face and you inherited her size?

Why would she do that?

 

[Greyjediincel]

Why would she do that?

Because women are whores

 

[Diocel]

Because women are whores

But if my dad is attractive, why would she cheat with an ugly man?

 

[Greyjediincel]

But if my dad is attractive, why would she cheat with an ugly man?

Because she wanted something different. Sometimes a woman just wants to be pounded out by an ogre with a huge dick and that's none of your business, inkwell.

See what I'm saying? Women are disgusting.

 

[Diocel]

Because she wanted something different. Sometimes a woman just wants to be pounded out by an ogre with a huge dick and that's none of your business, inkwell.

See what I'm saying? Women are disgusting.

Doesn't make any sense, why would a woman choose an ugly man rather than an attractive one.

 

[Greyjediincel]

Doesn't make any sense, why would a woman choose an ugly man rather than an attractive one.

Women are fickle. And there are different kinds of attractive. For instance, women find more feminine pretty boy types attractive when they go on the pill and then want rougher masculine guys when they go off it.

Maybe the guy she cheated with was good looking. Maybe you are your dad's son. Maybe you just got sucker punched in the womb by mutation or a bad gene combo.

In any case, you main takeaway from this conversation should be that your mother is a whore, like all women.

 

[Diocel]

Women are fickle. And there are different kinds of attractive. For instance, women find more feminine pretty boy types attractive when they go on the pill and then want rougher masculine guys when they go off it.

Maybe the guy she cheated with was good looking. Maybe you are your dad's son. Maybe you just got sucker punched in the womb by mutation or a bad gene combo.

In any case, you main takeaway from this conversation should be that your mother is a whore, like all women.

I doubt my mom is a whore, most women in my country where still religious, not their choice of course, and tbh i have his fucking nose so im pretty sure im his. (sadly)

 

[NothinButAComedy]

 

[Ellviss]

5'2 balding curry is attractive

 

[Trump2020]

My chance is 0 unless I use medication to reduce adrenaline and even that does not work every time

What do you take?

Betablockers work like a miracle for me.

 

[Deleted member 26923]

29 and still in college? brutal tbh, did you start late? or are you getting Masters/Phd?

5'2 balding curry is attractive

 

[watcher]

What do you take?

Betablockers work like a miracle for me.

https://incels.is/threads/does-anyo...ublic-speaking-this-is-how-i-fixed-it.181674/

 

[Mega Coper]

Should have said “keeping coping dad”

 

[Trump2020]

https://incels.is/threads/does-anyo...ublic-speaking-this-is-how-i-fixed-it.181674/

10 mg is too little. I always take 80 mg.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

But getting at least one hug is perfectly possible (especially if you are the one trying to hug them)

Bro, teach me how to get it.

What do you take?

Betablockers work like a miracle for me.

blocking betas only leaves alphas

 

[watcher]

Bro, teach me how to get it.
blocking betas only leaves alphas

If you start to socialize there will be a point where you will be in a situation where people are hugging each other and all you have to do is approach with your arms open lol

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

If you start to socialize there will be a point where you will be in a situation where people are hugging each other and all you have to do is approach with your arms open lol

never seen anyone in my circles hug, neither men or women.
Everyone keeps their dating life private.
But I know the whores are getting fucked.
This is the problem in orthodox jewish circles, whores are even more hidden

 

[InMyCellInHell]

KEK nothing is funnier (and sadder) then when a parent tells their ugly child they're handsome.

It's not only sad but manipulative and wrong. Truth can hurt but it can also lead to having someone's dreams let down gently instead of being crushed brutally by reality. Truth at a young age can also lead to better results since people can change their ways somewhat (surgerymaxx, not eat to obesity etc) before it's too late to change.

 

[watcher]

It's not only sad but manipulative and wrong. Truth can hurt but it can also lead to having someone's dreams let down gently instead of being crushed brutally by reality. Truth at a young age can also lead to better results since people can change their ways somewhat (surgerymaxx, not eat to obesity etc) before it's too late to change.

Yeah I have no gratitude towards him at all, especially considering he was a piece of shit to me my whole life.

 

[radishman]

Hate when people I don't wanna fuck claim I'm good looking.