@Fat Link is taking a cruise on his Barbie themed mobility scooter through the parks of Detroit, He sweeps through the litter on his scooter, with the rustling of candy wrappers and potato chip packets, he whacks any plastic bottles and newspapers and porn magazines that get in his way with his walking cane.
He drives through a muddy puddle!
Splash!!!
Only a few used-up condoms got stuck on the wheels of his four wheel scooter
As he is crossing a creek on a five-foot bridge he hears a strange, deep, muffled voice coming from below.
@Master : He who passes the BBC trials will truly be rewarded...
@Fat Link: What... fuck you hell no I'm just going for a sunset cruise dude!
Master: I identify as an anime prettyboy dragon warrior but whatever, tell me boy, what is 2+2?
Fat Link: 5 you faggot.
Master: Incorrect!!! you shall not pass...... pay me a blowjob in order to pass!
Fat Link: No you nigger I'm leaving now.
Master: Wait hang on... I have one more riddle before you are allowed to pass.... what's three plus three?
Fat Link: 10 you faggot!
Master: Incorrect shoot I made that easy for you. The answer is six tee hee don't you get it six rhymes with sex teh teh teh. Now that I gave you the correct answer just say six and ill give you a blowie AND let you pass
Fat Link: Ok that's enough we're done here...where the hell are you anyways
Master: I'm under the bridge..I'm a bridge troll blowie master isn't it obvious
Fat Link: is this the bbc monster again dude!?
Master: no its not bbc monster, I'm the bridge troll blowie master.
Fat Link: gfys freak show i know you're at this trick again. Master you tried this crap last week on me. so for the last time nobody wants a blowie from you.
Master: how do you know?, @Uggo Mongo likes blow jobs. he got one an hour ago!
Fat Link: yeah that's cause because he will get a blow job from anything. One time he got a blow job from a dead rat!
Master: you're just jealous your not as good at blow jobs as I am. Just admit it
Fat Link: never mind dude I'm late for my McDonalds blowjob from Ronald McDonald himself, good buy Master!
Master: wait come back don't you want a blow job!
However, as Fat Link started to drive over the bridge, the bridge started to collapse from the sheer weight from Fat Link and his four wheel scooter, and as the scooter was sucked down the rubble of the bridge, Fat Link heard a faint, deep chuckle and he knew his failed was sealed...
The end
He drives through a muddy puddle!
Splash!!!
Only a few used-up condoms got stuck on the wheels of his four wheel scooter
As he is crossing a creek on a five-foot bridge he hears a strange, deep, muffled voice coming from below.
@Master : He who passes the BBC trials will truly be rewarded...
@Fat Link: What... fuck you hell no I'm just going for a sunset cruise dude!
Master: I identify as an anime prettyboy dragon warrior but whatever, tell me boy, what is 2+2?
Fat Link: 5 you faggot.
Master: Incorrect!!! you shall not pass...... pay me a blowjob in order to pass!
Fat Link: No you nigger I'm leaving now.
Master: Wait hang on... I have one more riddle before you are allowed to pass.... what's three plus three?
Fat Link: 10 you faggot!
Master: Incorrect shoot I made that easy for you. The answer is six tee hee don't you get it six rhymes with sex teh teh teh. Now that I gave you the correct answer just say six and ill give you a blowie AND let you pass
Fat Link: Ok that's enough we're done here...where the hell are you anyways
Master: I'm under the bridge..I'm a bridge troll blowie master isn't it obvious
Fat Link: is this the bbc monster again dude!?
Master: no its not bbc monster, I'm the bridge troll blowie master.
Fat Link: gfys freak show i know you're at this trick again. Master you tried this crap last week on me. so for the last time nobody wants a blowie from you.
Master: how do you know?, @Uggo Mongo likes blow jobs. he got one an hour ago!
Fat Link: yeah that's cause because he will get a blow job from anything. One time he got a blow job from a dead rat!
Master: you're just jealous your not as good at blow jobs as I am. Just admit it
Fat Link: never mind dude I'm late for my McDonalds blowjob from Ronald McDonald himself, good buy Master!
Master: wait come back don't you want a blow job!
However, as Fat Link started to drive over the bridge, the bridge started to collapse from the sheer weight from Fat Link and his four wheel scooter, and as the scooter was sucked down the rubble of the bridge, Fat Link heard a faint, deep chuckle and he knew his failed was sealed...
The end
