@Fat Link was exploring the BBC African jungle in search for the ancient butt plug gem in the simmering, passionate heat of the jungle as the sun shined on him and made his whole body sparkle like a vampire from his favourite movie, ''Twilight: The Period Blood Passion''.
Fat Link: oh boy I am just like kentucky jones! my favourite explorer of bbc treasures!
Fat Link was speeding on his mobility scooter which was powered by coal and semen engines, splashing through the muddy puddles at break-neck speeds, bouncing up and down and laughing like a giddy school girl.
He macheted his way through the thick, girthy vegetation of the jungle with his cheap chinese manufactured machete that was shit stained after he shoved it up his ass.
As he was dashing through the jungle wastes, Fat Link heard a yell from below...
''Ow!!! sir, please sir, you ran me over sir!''
Fat Link unknowingly drove over a jeet bathing in a muddy puddle with a banana up his ass.
Before Fat Link could apologize, many jeets jumped him from the bushes and started shitting out their ass holes and started throwing their own poop at Fat Link for hurting their jeet friend.
Fat Link quickly busted a load of cum into his semen-powered engines and made a dash for it...
Fat Link: ''Vroom Vroom! time to get outta here hell nah!''
5 Days later...
Fat Link found the entrance to the BBC chamber marked on his hello kitty hello themed GPS system, and using the sun's rays, he used his bald shinny head to reflect the light into a gem in the wall to activate the door to the BBC chamber.
As Fat Link walked through the cave corridors, he whispered to him self BBC prayers and chants, for mystical powers were present in this sacred temple...
Fat Link: ''Only the penetrated man can pass... only the penetrated man can pass...''
Fat Link then came across a room filled with lettered tiles on the floor, with a sign on the wall that read ''Only the one who jumps on the right letters will live and pass''
Fat Link was unsure of the answer, he was sure he would die, but using his gut and heart, he jumped on the letters which his heart spelt out...
''B...... B....... C!''
Huzzah! Fat Link made it, for now....
Fat Link then found the gem butt plug sitting in the middle of the chamber, and with haste he took it into his possession, being sure to not set off any alarms and offering a sacrifice of coal to the gods above...
However, the BBC gods were not happy with the offer of coal, and thus set off thebooby titty traps in order to kill Fat Link and prevent his escape.
Fat Link jump started his scooter and made a break for it as dirty std syringe darts shot at him through the walls while feral jeets chased him through the chamber.
As Fat Link got nearer to the exit, he saw was blinded by light and saw a mighty warrior blocking his path.
Fat Link: move it faggot I need to get out of here!
BBC guardian: I am the BBC WARRIOR, you must fight me in combat to escape alive and with your virginity intact!
Fat Link had no time for this, so with his quick wit he pounced at the warrior and bit off his dick, then chewed like gum before spitting it out.
Fat Link spat out the tough chewy foreskin, and as the temple collapsed around him, he cut off some of his own pubic hair and tied it to the bbc warrior foreskin, thus creating a mighty parachute.
Fat Link held on to the foreskin parachute and unleashed a cosmic fart to elevate himself above the crumbling temple.
As he was airborne, he looked down below on the ruins, holding his new treasure...
THE END
Fat Link: oh boy I am just like kentucky jones! my favourite explorer of bbc treasures!
Fat Link was speeding on his mobility scooter which was powered by coal and semen engines, splashing through the muddy puddles at break-neck speeds, bouncing up and down and laughing like a giddy school girl.
He macheted his way through the thick, girthy vegetation of the jungle with his cheap chinese manufactured machete that was shit stained after he shoved it up his ass.
As he was dashing through the jungle wastes, Fat Link heard a yell from below...
''Ow!!! sir, please sir, you ran me over sir!''
Fat Link unknowingly drove over a jeet bathing in a muddy puddle with a banana up his ass.
Before Fat Link could apologize, many jeets jumped him from the bushes and started shitting out their ass holes and started throwing their own poop at Fat Link for hurting their jeet friend.
Fat Link quickly busted a load of cum into his semen-powered engines and made a dash for it...
Fat Link: ''Vroom Vroom! time to get outta here hell nah!''
5 Days later...
Fat Link found the entrance to the BBC chamber marked on his hello kitty hello themed GPS system, and using the sun's rays, he used his bald shinny head to reflect the light into a gem in the wall to activate the door to the BBC chamber.
As Fat Link walked through the cave corridors, he whispered to him self BBC prayers and chants, for mystical powers were present in this sacred temple...
Fat Link: ''Only the penetrated man can pass... only the penetrated man can pass...''
Fat Link then came across a room filled with lettered tiles on the floor, with a sign on the wall that read ''Only the one who jumps on the right letters will live and pass''
Fat Link was unsure of the answer, he was sure he would die, but using his gut and heart, he jumped on the letters which his heart spelt out...
''B...... B....... C!''
Huzzah! Fat Link made it, for now....
Fat Link then found the gem butt plug sitting in the middle of the chamber, and with haste he took it into his possession, being sure to not set off any alarms and offering a sacrifice of coal to the gods above...
However, the BBC gods were not happy with the offer of coal, and thus set off the
Fat Link jump started his scooter and made a break for it as dirty std syringe darts shot at him through the walls while feral jeets chased him through the chamber.
As Fat Link got nearer to the exit, he saw was blinded by light and saw a mighty warrior blocking his path.
Fat Link: move it faggot I need to get out of here!
BBC guardian: I am the BBC WARRIOR, you must fight me in combat to escape alive and with your virginity intact!
Fat Link had no time for this, so with his quick wit he pounced at the warrior and bit off his dick, then chewed like gum before spitting it out.
Fat Link spat out the tough chewy foreskin, and as the temple collapsed around him, he cut off some of his own pubic hair and tied it to the bbc warrior foreskin, thus creating a mighty parachute.
Fat Link held on to the foreskin parachute and unleashed a cosmic fart to elevate himself above the crumbling temple.
As he was airborne, he looked down below on the ruins, holding his new treasure...
THE END
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