Faking insanity for disability

[Grain_of_sin]

I'm weird as fuck, but I'm not crazy enough to get disability acting normal. I can put on a good show if it means I get to be NEET. I will passively make minimum wage just sitting on my ass. Sounds wonderful. I work full time for the same amount.

I will show up for the interview with greasy, messy hair. Patches of my beard and hair missing. Bug eyed, shaking like a leaf looking all over the place. I'll fake some kind of tick so I'm extra fidgety. I'll wear filthy clothes.

I have a big record of being hospitalized for suicidal tendencies which I think is a bonus.

Got any extra tips?

 

[platypus]

You've obviously not seen 'One Flew over The Cuckoo's Nest'...

 

[KyloRen]

That comes out of other folks' paychecks. Don't do it unless you really need it.

 

[Richard spencer]

Your not an incel unless you can qualify for insanity.

 

[Deleted member 236]

Which country are you in?

You should research the actual criteria with which you get judged on at the assessment. In the UK you get a Doctor's note with ease, but then have to have an assessment after a few months. I'm so fucked up I didn't have to though, my Mum just filled in a form and spoke to someone on the phone kek. We met with someone prior to the assessment who walked us through the criteria and requirements (weird set up, but the Tories are so intent on killing disabled people that they feel it necessary).

Just remember to say you're suicidal but don't say you have a plan or method down or you'll get hospitalised. Past suicide attempts should make it easy. But I don't think they even take medical history into account. They just ask questions and assess based on that. It was really hard for a while but things relaxed a few years ago after push back against sanctions and shit.

 

[Richard spencer]

That comes out of other folks' paychecks. Don't do it unless you really need it.

Lol

 

[platypus]

This is how to do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yeGMaT3PvI

 

[KyloRen]

Lol

Kek

 

[Dissapointment]

Do it

 

[whogivesafucc]

You've obviously not seen 'One Flew over The Cuckoo's Nest'...

 

[Deleted member 60]

why bother faking it when you can actually go insane? That's what I usually do.