fakecels be like:

[blackpillednigga]

"omg me and my friends we're hiting on this 10/10 chick and stacy teased me and even rubbed her breasts on my face. we had sex afterwards. but that stacy is no longer my gf . this is why I'm incel now"

 

[Diddy]

Brb, going to creampie your mom.

 

[TheShingTard]

I was having a threesome with two 10/10 stacys, one was riding my dick, while the other riding my face. I asked another stacy to come let me suck her tits and she said no.

Tfw truecel

 

[hondas2000cel]

I once had sex with 6 Stacies a day for a whole month straight… not one asked how I was doing. It’s over for me, just let this truecel rot in peace.

 

[cripplecel]

I am 15, 7ft and 10/10 face but I am incel because CURRY ITS OVER!

 

[LeFrenchCel]

i'm inkwel bc cant krempi and wuhmen dont love me