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JFL Fakecel LARPers unironically need to be themselves and find a therapist

They are currently circlejerking each other on Discord and sharing their recent sexual anecdotes, probably.

Making a lot of assumptions here. I did apply myself on Discord 2 weeks ago or so. I also talked to rightfulcel for a short amount of time but I was not online since then. In fact, I hate Discord.
 
I don’t even know why fakecels waste their time here larping. It is stupid. They don’t belong here, the tall, white, big dick, not balding, 25 and under. Only if you had a really messed up face I would say it’s over. If you have ever had a girl hit on you or kiss you, you’re a fakecel. Sexual intercourse is anything oral, anal, vaginal, hand jobs/dry humping if you have ever had any of these you are not a virgin anymore, stop deluding the definition to suit your larp.
 
that girl was some definitely guy's oneitis. imagine being that guy and seeing the guy who touched her pussy in class LARPing as an incel on the internet and saying shit like "it's over for sub8 males"
Imagine being able to cuck a oneitis from someone and calling yourself incel

Jfl and he claimed he was KHHV :lul:
 
Ive ever had was in international super star soccer on nintendo 64

I like this game... I used to play this when I was a child.

Larpers come here AND FUCKING MOCK US TO OUR FACES with jokes like the fucking "driverslicensepill" and THE MODS DO NOTHING

And here we go again... because of this, I do not write that much anymore and yet people still shit on me. Believe me, I am also tired of it...
And why are you only talking about me? I mean, look at the forum and what is happening around you...
Phrases like:
''tbh''
''Cope''

or

''HEHEHEHEHE HE IS A FAKECEL BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE HIM''
''<insert any pill> is a meme''

I mean... come on. Please give me a break here. To you, I am literally the only culprit here despite the fact, that the content of this forum has become somewhat week, specially over the last months.
 
It’s over for him
 
Can't?

Or hasn''t put in the required effort?

What did you he do to get the girl friend at 14?

Isn't it common sense that you have to do a lot more to get a girl friend in the world of adult dating?

He just sounds like a volcel that wanted to only exert "teenage effort" to get women, and now that it no longer works, he calls himself incel, that's complete fucking bullshit

Do you live with him or something, how do you know he CAN'T?

I'd bet my left hand he doesn't put in the right amount of effort, if he can get a fucking girlfriend eager to blow him in school bathrooms at the age of 14, he can get women in their 20's now, he just has to do more than he's likely doing now

Think about how much a girl has to like you, to blow you AT SCHOOL, @rightfulcel is not a fucking incel, what you're saying is ridiculous
how the hell do you know? this forum constantly talks about how standards are lower in high school than later in life LOOKS wise. he also lacks social status. he's a low status hapa who got with a girl at a younger age, and now that he's older the competition is stiffer
Please don't say retarded shit
its not "retarded shit". inceldom is a state of being, not some contest for getting zero action ever. your lack of an argument against how someone can be incel when getting zero action in 5 years and being a KISSLESS VIRGIN is "retarded shit". you only claim "he SOUNDS like a volcel".

you've never heard the phrase "getting lucky" or "being in the right place at the right time"?
Imagine being able to cuck a oneitis from someone and calling yourself incel

Jfl and he claimed he was KHHV :lul:
he is a kissless virgin actually if we're being technical
 
how the hell do you know? this forum constantly talks about how standards are lower in high school than later in life LOOKS wise. he also lacks social status. he's a low status hapa who got with a girl at a younger age, and now that he's older the competition is stiffer

its not "retarded shit". inceldom is a state of being, not some contest for getting zero action ever. your lack of an argument against how someone can be incel when getting zero action in 5 years and being a KISSLESS VIRGIN is "retarded shit". you only claim "he SOUNDS like a volcel".

you've never heard the phrase "getting lucky" or "being in the right place at the right time"?

he is a kissless virgin actually if we're being technical
Fakecels
 
how the hell do you know? this forum constantly talks about how standards are lower in high school than later in life LOOKS wise. he also lacks social status. he's a low status hapa who got with a girl at a younger age, and now that he's older the competition is stiffer

its not "retarded shit". inceldom is a state of being, not some contest for getting zero action ever. your lack of an argument against how someone can be incel when getting zero action in 5 years and being a KISSLESS VIRGIN is "retarded shit". you only claim "he SOUNDS like a volcel".

you've never heard the phrase "getting lucky" or "being in the right place at the right time"?

he is a kissless virgin actually if we're being technical
Bro HE'S NOT EVEN A VIRGIN, ORAL SEX IS SEX.

Bill Clinton tried to pull the "oral is not sex" card with Lewinski and the ENTIRE AMERICAN SOCIETY concluded that ORAL SEX IS SEX.
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he is a kissless virgin actually if we're being technical

I never thought I'd use the block feature, but I really am getting tired of this forum and its bullshit, I'm too tired for this shit, I'm not going to even speak to someone who acts like "a blowjob doesn't count", oral sex is still sex, these excuses are ridiculous
 
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Cant say i didnt see this coming. The guy kept coming up with 'sub-8 men cant have friends, travel, etc' and some of you fkin retards supported him.
I never thought I'd use the block feature, but I really am getting tired of this forum and its bullshit

This is a meme site at this point. Not for actual incels anymore.
 
Bro HE'S NOT EVEN A VIRGIN, ORAL SEX IS SEX.

Bill Clinton tried to pull the "oral is not sex" card with Lewinski and the ENTIRE AMERICAN SOCIETY concluded that ORAL SEX IS SEX.
society also thinks women should have rights. that doesn't mea they are right.

if rightfulcel told his friends he never stuck his dick in a pussy, would he get virgin shamed for that? I think so
That's not the inverse of Zyros at all, Zyros was saying that if you engage in a sexual act with a prostitute you are still a virgin afterwards, there was no distinction between oral sex or vaginal sex, sex is sex, by saying otherwise you'd be arguing that if a hypothetically only did anal and/oral with all the girlfriends he had in life, he'd still be a virgin and could claim the label of incel, that's ridiculous

Virgin =/= Dick in vagina
Virgin = Never had sex
gigacope. when people talk about virginity with girls, they look at her HYMEN. the whole concept of "virginity" has always revolved around SEX, which is about REPRODUCTION, which comes from penis in vagina.

Not to mention he has gotten ZERO action in FIVE YEARS?
I never thought I'd use the block feature, but I really am getting tired of this forum and its bullshit
so you're not even going to argue about the definition of what an incel is? you're just gonna throw a rage fit because someone suggested its possible for an incel to have gotten a little action in the past?
 
Bro HE'S NOT EVEN A VIRGIN, ORAL SEX IS SEX.

Bill Clinton tried to pull the "oral is not sex" card with Lewinski and the ENTIRE AMERICAN SOCIETY concluded that ORAL SEX IS SEX.

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Cmon bro. Theres no oral in KHHV, its totally allowed. Didnt you read the rules when you signed up?
 
driverslicensepill
Ngl, first i tought it was a meme. Then i realized that they are srsly talking about it. I mocked it tbh. But now i see, it shouldnt be called Driverslicensepill, it should be called emasculation pill. Driving is pretty masculine imo, female driving can make people like lastgerman emasculated.
 
People should get banned for saying fakecel shit like this

By your logic, if a ripped 6'2 16 year old Chad only ever had oral sex, he'd still be a virgin up to that point
nice strawman. rightfulcel isn't some 16 year old chad, he got action ONE TIME and got NOTHING for YEARS
 
so you're not even going to argue about the definition of what an incel is? you're just gonna throw a rage fit because someone suggested its possible for an incel to have gotten a little action in the past?

Youre not incel if youve had any form of sex whatsoever. You defending these dudes makes you highly suspicious. Its always the same group that defends fakecels here.
 
Youre not incel if youve had any form of sex whatsoever. You defending these dudes makes you highly suspicious. Its always the same group that defends fakecels here.
you've fucked a hooker yourself bro. You've had way more sex than rightfulcel.

now of course you paid for it, yes.

but rightfulcel is currently unable to get it now, so he INVOLUNTARILY can't get SEX NOW. therefore incel.
 
Youre not incel if youve had any form of sex whatsoever. You defending these dudes makes you highly suspicious. Its always the same group that defends fakecels here.
yeah nobody feels the need to defend sex havers on every thread unless they have an ulterior motive. there's literally no reason why someone who has genuinely been alone for their entire life would be doing constant mental gymnastics to justify how it's possible to be a sexual undesirable while simultaneously getting your dick sucked by your girlfriend
 
nice strawman. rightfulcel isn't some 16 year old chad, he got action ONE TIME and got NOTHING for YEARS

How are you going to define 'Years'? Whats next, are we going to have guys sexless for a few years posting here? Iam not saying its easy for the average male in 2020, but there are other places for them. Not this one.
 
The only girlfriend, kisses and dates, Ive ever had was in international super star soccer on nintendo 64

If you had actual real life human to human sexual experience, and females wanting you in real life, outside of escortceling, do you really think you should be around people like me? Do you really relate to me? Ask yourself that before you consider yourself an inkwel

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Is it yours?
 
Ngl, first i tought it was a meme. Then i realized that they are srsly talking about it. I mocked it tbh. But now i see, it shouldnt be called Driverslicensepill, it should be called emasculation pill. Driving is pretty masculine imo, female driving can make people like lastgerman emasculated.

Dude don't start saying bullshit and defend this joke, you think there aren't guys with no car and their GF has a car, you think they really give a fuck if the bitch actually still wants them?

Its ridiculous that you are actually trying to defend this nonsense and give validation to it, I have never once saw a woman driving and thought anything of it, its fucking transportation, it has literally nothing to do with inceldom

There's nothing "masculine" about driving, its one of the laziest most laid back practices ever, how does that "prove masculinity", you literally just sit there are turn a wheel, you're watching too many movies, its as if you are conflating shit like Fast and Furious with driving
 
you've fucked a hooker yourself bro. You've had way more sex than rightfulcel.

now of course you paid for it, yes.

but rightfulcel is currently unable to get it now, so he INVOLUNTARILY can't get SEX NOW. therefore incel.

Yes i have and i advice others to try it too. Its accessible to almost anyone here. But having a foid show interest and give you oral sex @ 14 is the exact opposite of being an incel. Sorry to say, i feel like we have a lot more of those kinds on "incels" here which makes genuine KHHVs look even more inferior.

Imagine being part of a forum where you think you can relate to others and then getting brutally mogged on the daily by sex havers even on here. Its very painful.
Dude don't start saying bullshit and defend this joke, you think there aren't guys with no car and their GF has a car, you think they really give a fuck if the bitch actually still wants them?

Its ridiculous that you are actually trying to defend this nonsense and give validation to it, I have never once saw a woman driving and thought anything of it, its fucking transportation, it has literally nothing to do with inceldom

There's nothing "masculine" about driving, its one of the laziest most laid back practices ever, how does that "prove masculinity", you literally just sit there are turn a wheel, you're watching too many movies, its as if you are conflating shit like Fast and Furious with driving

I agree. The way to look at it is driving has become so easy that even foids can do it. The fact that we have so many autists here that think a guy can be an incel simply due to not having a car or a driver's license is mind blowing.
 
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Youre not incel if youve had any form of sex whatsoever. You defending these dudes makes you highly suspicious. Its always the same group that defends fakecels here.
yeah nobody feels the need to defend sex havers on every thread unless they have an ulterior motive. there's literally no reason why someone who has genuinely been alone for their entire life would be doing constant mental gymnastics to justify how it's possible to be a sexual undesirable while simultaneously getting your dick sucked by your girlfriend
Agree with you guys 100%. I'm starting to lose a lot of respect for @Personalityinkwell because of his fakecel defending and "definitions of incel"
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^ EVERYONE REPOST THIS MEME
 
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yeah nobody feels the need to defend sex havers on every thread unless they have an ulterior motive. there's literally no reason why someone who has genuinely been alone for their entire life would be doing constant mental gymnastics to justify how it's possible to be a sexual undesirable while simultaneously getting your dick sucked by your girlfriend

Imagine that someone is posting here while getting his dick sucked. He would be the biggest larper in history.
 
How are you going to define 'Years'? Whats next, are we going to have guys sexless for a few years posting here? Iam not saying its easy for the average male in 2020, but there are other places for them. Not this one.
rightfulcel got a little action, no fucking or kissing, at a time when girls are unaware of their high SMV. now he's competing in an an arena that is way tougher than the past.

btw, what other places exist that aren't super soy?
Yes i have and i advice others to try it too. Its accessible to almost anyone here. But having a foid show interest and give you oral sex @ 14 is the exact opposite of being an incel. Sorry to say, i feel like we have a lot more of those kinds on "incels" here which makes genuine KHHVs look even more inferior.

Imagine being part of a forum where you think you can relate to others and then getting brutally mogged on the daily by sex havers even on here. Its very painful.
look, rightfulcel shouldn't have bragged, even on discord. but he's gone now.

but can you really look at his situation and say he's not incel because one time he got a little action? things can change over 5 years. looks change, social status changes. competition gets stiffer
i somewhat agree with this just because ONE girl was attracted to you YEARS ago doesn't mean you're chad, slayer etc.
this forum is the victim olympics so no one cares about logic
I'm starting to lose a lot of respect for @Personalityinkwell because of his fakecel defending and "definitions of incel"
you keep making up your own definitions of "fakecel". you claimed talking to a girl just for enjoyment makes you fakecel. if this forum can't even come up with a definition of incel, then its all subjective
 
Dude don't start saying bullshit and defend this joke, you think there aren't guys with no car and their GF has a car, you think they really give a fuck if the bitch actually still wants them?

Its ridiculous that you are actually trying to defend this nonsense and give validation to it, I have never once saw a woman driving and thought anything of it, its fucking transportation, it has literally nothing to do with inceldom

There's nothing "masculine" about driving, its one of the laziest most laid back practices ever, how does that "prove masculinity", you literally just sit there are turn a wheel, you're watching too many movies, its as if you are conflating shit like Fast and Furious with driving
Yes i agree that its not inceldom related, it wouldnt make someone virgin or chad. But the female driver mog is hard to take, most females drive like shit but they have a license. But guys like lastgerman fail the exam countless times, they cant even drive like the average female.
I guess its like getting heightmogged by a little kid.
I think driving is pretty masculine. Managing and using machines, things like that are pretty alpha(bec. you rule them) and masculine in my eyes but idk this can change from person to person.
 
Jfl @Personalityinkwell under suspicion. Not even postmaxxing can save anyone from 21 question interrogations. Truly over.
Also, nice job on calling @Colvin76 out. His gatekeeping and over exaggerations are annoying.
 
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Dude don't start saying bullshit and defend this joke, you think there aren't guys with no car and their GF has a car, you think they really give a fuck if the bitch actually still wants them?

Its ridiculous that you are actually trying to defend this nonsense and give validation to it, I have never once saw a woman driving and thought anything of it, its fucking transportation, it has literally nothing to do with inceldom

There's nothing "masculine" about driving, its one of the laziest most laid back practices ever, how does that "prove masculinity", you literally just sit there are turn a wheel, you're watching too many movies, its as if you are conflating shit like Fast and Furious with driving
Tbf calling it a pill is pretty dumb, but I think not having a driver's license can suck.

For example, if I didn't have a license I would have to stay on campus instead of commuting which would've been infinitely harder/worse for me.
 
Wait, what exactly do you know about LastGerman? Is it confirmed that he's a larper?
 
Jfl @Personalityinkwell under suspicion. Not even postmaxxing can save anyone from 21 question interrogations. Truly over
yeah apparently talking about what incel means and claiming it's not about the victim olympics makes you evil.
Wait, what exactly do you know about LastGerman? Is it confirmed that he's a larper?
of course not, people just love to throw accusations of fakecel against the white guys here
 
Imagine that someone is posting here while getting his dick sucked. He would be the biggest larper in history.
since 17% of the forum has had unpaid sex at one point I guarantee you there's at least one, probably quite a few
but can you really look at his situation and say he's not incel because one time he got a little action? things can change over 5 years. looks change, social status changes. competition gets stiffer
did he get in to a car crash or have acid thrown at his face or something? do men hit the wall at 19 and lose all their SMV? the only difference between 14 and 19 is that you're now in the second most hormone-riddled and sexually driven environment on Earth.

if multiple girls were willing to do sexual activities with you and give you blowjobs when you were 14 you won. you literally already beat the vast majority of the male population at the 'game' of sexual conquest. you are obviously not a sexual undesirable; this could not be any more self evident. there has to be an extremely significant change in your life, such as becoming severely physically disfigured, to justify associating yourself with the bottom tier of sexual desirability after that. "I'm a couple years older now and I'm a young adult now" does not mean shit
 
But guys like lastgerman fail the exam countless times, they cant even drive like the average female.

JFL if you actually believe that larp story, it sounds like something out of a cartoon (infact THAT IS A SPONGEBOB EPISODE)

I think driving is pretty masculine. Managing and using machines, things like that are pretty alpha(bec. you rule them)

JFL machinery is the exact opposite of masculine, industrialization and machinery IS WHAT ALLOWED WOMEN TO WORK POSITIONS THEY COULDN'T DUE TO LACK OF PHYSICAL STRENGTH

Construction work is masculine, oil rig work is masculine, coal mining is masculine, those are things that require you to ACTUALLY HAVE A MASCULINE BODY

I'm done, this is too ridiculous, literally just using a machine is masculine to you, being an airplane pilot is masculine I guess
 
did he get in to a car crash or have acid thrown at his face or something? do men hit the wall at 19 and lose all their SMV? the only difference between 14 and 19 is that you're now in the second most hormone-riddled and sexually driven environment on Earth.

if multiple girls were willing to do sexual activities with you and give you blowjobs when you were 14 you won. you literally already beat the vast majority of the male population at the 'game' of sexual conquest. you are obviously not a sexual undesirable; this could not be any more self evident. there has to be an extremely significant change in your life, such as becoming severely physically disfigured, to justify associating yourself with the bottom tier of sexual desirability after that. "I'm a couple years older now and I'm a young adult now" does not mean shit
smv is not black and white and unchanging. you don't seem need some major tragedy to lose some SMV. he could've been some low normie who got action based on a girl's lower standards at 14 as opposed to 19, and this board has discussed how normies need social status to get laid. if rightfulcel was a 4.5 at 14, girl's look standards could rise to disclude him, and he might not have the social access to females like he did in the past.
 
Jfl @Personalityinkwell under suspicion. Not even postmaxxing can save anyone from 21 question interrogations. Truly over.
Also, nice job on calling @Colvin76 out. His gatekeeping and over exaggerations are annoying.
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JFL at complaining about gate keeping
 
yeah apparently talking about what incel means and claiming it's not about the victim olympics makes you evil.

of course not, people just love to throw accusations of fakecel against the white guys here
I hope you're right, tbh. The thought of yet another good user, turning out to be a larping fakecel, would destroye me.
 
I read his thread on looksmaxx now is the place he will be
 
Is it yours?

Nah my International super star Nintendo 64 girlfriend left me because I selected more training and drilling over going on dates with her. You could get bad RNG and get drunk and fall over and snap your leg on the dates.
 
JFL if you actually believe that larp story, it sounds like something out of a cartoon (infact THAT IS A SPONGEBOB EPISODE)
Perhaps he's been at this LARP for longer than we know:

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